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Ron_Fairly
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I’d like to start off by announcing @monroecougdad has burned the couch after his daughter has again left WSU and signed a letter of intent to attend WWU, turning down offers by University of Maine and Roger Williams University. He’s now on suicide watch that instead of having a football team, they have a quiddich team, sponsored by the WWU LBGTQ association. I didn’t think there would ever be a sport more gay than soccer. During the weekend of their biggest quiddich match, since there is no football, they have what’s called “2 dads weekend.”
Farking will now be a "Fark by committee" until one of the rest of us can settle into to the farker role.
The Mariners had their latest win that should turn things around with Friday’s walk-off homerun by Logan Morrison that “reversed the mojo of their two consecutive walk-off losses to the Angels over the weekend in Anaheim” according to the Mariners website. I looked back at the record, and those two walk-off home run losses are still there. It’s like the golf announcers who say “that birdie should ease the blow of the double bogey of the last hole.” He’s still fucked.
If he wanted to erase that double bogey he should have just gotten a par on that hole. If he shoots par on that hole, there’s a good chance he doesn’t get a double bogey. Unless some know-it-all fuck calls in some obscure rules violation that creates a 2 stroke penalty. Then he gets disqualified for signing an incorrect score card. Then he wants to go full Isis on whoever called in.
Anyway the Mariners got the sweep despite the overall hitting. And Happ continues to pitch well. I actually wanted him to suck so I could be right. San Diego comes into town, followed by Baaaston, so still time to shit the bed on this home stand. Today is golf day for the Mariners. The over/under on how many of these so called big hitters come up short of the ladies tees on their drives is, of course, 5.
So I’m watching an NHL game. At the first intermission the announcer made a comment about a player “had a great period.” Would he say that if it were a women’s hockey team? And do the have a 9 month disabled list? Do they have abortion incentives in their contracts?
I want Montreal to lose so Collegedoog can be wrong. Sounds like the Maple Leafs got permission to talk to Mike Babcock, coach of the Red Wings, and Todd McLellan, coach of the San Jose Sharks. Sharks fans are praying to Allah that McLellan gets the job so he can go underachieve there.
So Tom Brady gets fingered in the “inflategate” scandal which played a big part in New England’s 45-7 victory over the Colts. Obviously the Patriots learned nothing from the Cleveland Indians, who stole Joey/Albert Belle’s bat from the umpire’s room which was suspected of having cork in it. Belle still got punished so I guess it doesn’t matter. There’s talk of Brady being suspended, which IDGAFF; unless he beat his wife with the under-inflated football.
And the Seahawks drafted their own woman beater. I got me thinking, what if Michael Sam were to beat up his husband? Maybe it’s an advantage to be gay in the NFL where you can beat your spouse but it’s OK because he beat up a man. Another example of gay people getting special rights than equal rights. But the faggot isn't playing so who cares?
In basketball news, fuck you; I don't watch basketball. #fucktheNBA. However, #fireRomar. I listened to the Jew and the Catholic show on ESPN Radio. I like that name better than Mike and Mike. Mike is the Jew, and Mike is the Catholic. They blathered on and on about someone who shot like 28 free throws in the first half. I endured that until 6:07 am - the time to switch to Dan Patrick, who blathered a bit about that too, but was at least entertaining.
Farking will now be a "Fark by committee" until one of the rest of us can settle into to the farker role.
The Mariners had their latest win that should turn things around with Friday’s walk-off homerun by Logan Morrison that “reversed the mojo of their two consecutive walk-off losses to the Angels over the weekend in Anaheim” according to the Mariners website. I looked back at the record, and those two walk-off home run losses are still there. It’s like the golf announcers who say “that birdie should ease the blow of the double bogey of the last hole.” He’s still fucked.
If he wanted to erase that double bogey he should have just gotten a par on that hole. If he shoots par on that hole, there’s a good chance he doesn’t get a double bogey. Unless some know-it-all fuck calls in some obscure rules violation that creates a 2 stroke penalty. Then he gets disqualified for signing an incorrect score card. Then he wants to go full Isis on whoever called in.
Anyway the Mariners got the sweep despite the overall hitting. And Happ continues to pitch well. I actually wanted him to suck so I could be right. San Diego comes into town, followed by Baaaston, so still time to shit the bed on this home stand. Today is golf day for the Mariners. The over/under on how many of these so called big hitters come up short of the ladies tees on their drives is, of course, 5.
So I’m watching an NHL game. At the first intermission the announcer made a comment about a player “had a great period.” Would he say that if it were a women’s hockey team? And do the have a 9 month disabled list? Do they have abortion incentives in their contracts?
I want Montreal to lose so Collegedoog can be wrong. Sounds like the Maple Leafs got permission to talk to Mike Babcock, coach of the Red Wings, and Todd McLellan, coach of the San Jose Sharks. Sharks fans are praying to Allah that McLellan gets the job so he can go underachieve there.
So Tom Brady gets fingered in the “inflategate” scandal which played a big part in New England’s 45-7 victory over the Colts. Obviously the Patriots learned nothing from the Cleveland Indians, who stole Joey/Albert Belle’s bat from the umpire’s room which was suspected of having cork in it. Belle still got punished so I guess it doesn’t matter. There’s talk of Brady being suspended, which IDGAFF; unless he beat his wife with the under-inflated football.
And the Seahawks drafted their own woman beater. I got me thinking, what if Michael Sam were to beat up his husband? Maybe it’s an advantage to be gay in the NFL where you can beat your spouse but it’s OK because he beat up a man. Another example of gay people getting special rights than equal rights. But the faggot isn't playing so who cares?
In basketball news, fuck you; I don't watch basketball. #fucktheNBA. However, #fireRomar. I listened to the Jew and the Catholic show on ESPN Radio. I like that name better than Mike and Mike. Mike is the Jew, and Mike is the Catholic. They blathered on and on about someone who shot like 28 free throws in the first half. I endured that until 6:07 am - the time to switch to Dan Patrick, who blathered a bit about that too, but was at least entertaining.
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