OFFICIAL USA v ITALY sledge hockey thread (now on NBCSN)

TierbsHsotBoobs

These guys have serious love for the game and nerves of steel.

Tequilla

But do they have feces in their throats?

TierbsHsotBoobs

CHRIST. What happened to embedded PL_SS jokes on this bored?

Dardanus

Nothing changed with me. Just got call from FRANNY 5 minutes ago and told me I was to show up in Maltby. If dad has stuff to do have him leave with you. I'll have Anna take me and Dad can leave with you. I would prefer u and dad leave together. I'll ask Anna. Shouldn't be a problem. If she can't I'll let you know

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CHRIST. What happened to embedded PL_SS jokes on this bored?

Listen shit dick, the only obsession going on around here is you and this site. Most guys post here and there, you post here in scary fashion. Gives u a reason to pound after a day at the HHB office. You see your post total and scream up to your dads with pride. "Dad I'm up to 15243", while your partner cries with happiness.

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CHRIST. What happened to embedded PL_SS jokes on this bored?

Irish is resting on his smoke and mirror laurels. Puppy produces, EVERY post. Irish is an invisible fuck with nothing to say...kinda like you boobie.:-)

PurpleJ

Facts are facts boobielips

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CHRIST. What happened to embedded PL_SS jokes on this bored?

Boobie you are bordering a full Cockus takeover on this board. Stick your metro, woman loving point of view up your butt. I don't really think women should be relegated to the kitchen. They should cook dinner then tie themselves to the master bed on their belly, pucker nice and high, for a thorough ass fucking when daddy gets home. Every night and no questions asked. Any lip then the bedside duck tape gets applied. You're such a puss boobie.

PurpleJ

This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.

Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water.

Dardanus

Why waste good blow? Stop the turntable and enjoy. Feed the hooker 1st , do the bulk yourself but keep enough in the ziplock. Stick hooker, then keep hook around fer another bump and get a freebie on a reload. Hooker-line-sinker. Extra blow gets extra poundins;)

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CHRIST. What happened to embedded PL_SS jokes on this bored?

And a small weiner could be considered a handicap. Does your wife poke fun at you? Prolly as it ain't very enjoyable to sit on. She contours her body to try and feel it, gets a jolt of pleasure here and there, tries to get off but fails miserably. Then, after you shoot and snore, she thinks of the game that day where we chatted outside the field over coffee while you were stuffing a husky dog down your fat ass watching the band.

She then lays in bed and gets off to the image of sugar she filed away from that day;) You're 43 , hideous looking and single, and your wife/girlfriend is combing social media trying to find me, lookin fer a fair, hard and honest poundin.

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The bud chick didn’t wipe well. Mmmmmmm, heh College? Run thy tongue over the bung, up the Crack and finish on the rack. Don’t tell your wifey-poo though. Every man dumps a few loads outside of marriage. Don’t cave in like the pussy you are. When you cheat be discreet.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Shit. Classic threads. Belongs.

Dardanus

They're all the same and they are all packin the HIV or the groin acne. I hand baristas' latex gloves when they make my my double - short, 1 raw, dry cap. Sometimes I require 2 gloves per hand for the baristas with semen on their thread from the 'slow' periods. (They pass it off as steamed milk. BULLSHIT!) 160° milk looks a lot different than the sticky.

PurpleJ

Thats all you got to say J? Im sure EX will arrive shortly with some plagiarized and misleading generalities from his online automated-professor from his university of pheonix classes. Fremont from his hip grabbing conversations with his hairdressing lover, who btw is currently working his way through SCCC snipping pelo.

Come on libs, drop the molly, spit out the semen and contribute something since youve been pushing for 6 months this Obama economic recovery

PurpleJ

You need a lot more than meds teats. You need help. Like why you spend 90% of your life on a message board. Grip it up teater and spend a little more time with your hand. Your jr high crush on sally sloppy cant go on. You actually need to get out there and meet an actual man. This cant go on.

Dardanus

she likes it in the bunghole that's all I know. Can you imagine how many players laid the black cack to that slit? I saw here stroking players for interviews. Maybe the herpes got her. who knows. All I know is Id rather have her pestering kids on the phone than Eklund. At least she has something to offer instead of um um um yeah, wait a minute, um yeah um etc. Eklund has a mouth full of Semen constantly. He needs to take time to find a spitty after every commercial break.

I've actually seen arithmetic at practice a few times up in the stands with Comfortable and blubber boy. She actually looked good enough to give the poundins to a few times

PurpleJ

Youre on a roll thomascapitalhill. If your dick was half as big as your mouth you'd have a date tonight (with a sexy boy of course cutie) love you lightfoot;)))))). Tweet me later, let me know how your night at the wild rose goes. You will need a wig and make up though sweets. See if snuggles, nacho or damoan will lock hands with you tonight. Drop some molly, really let loose and dance the night away. You go girl:)) smootch!

TierbsHsotBoobs

Just another reason to call you a liar. You curl up with freemont every sunday to watch the seahawks. Deliberately trying to pretend you arent a seahawk bandwagon homer is just as bad as your sudden bandwagon SEC allegience. Cut the shit J you fucking bum looking for a home. Its obvious and stupid. Such fag J

Dardanus

But that we ill require all of us to trade humor and discussion in a grown up manner. Cut the 3rd-grade classroom, poopoo peepee bullshit. You turds know who you are. It isnt funny and quite frankly is embarrassing.

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Do snowboarders even understand what a gold medal means? Here's what a snowboarder says after placing..."it was sick' I'm so stoked, it was like sick and im sick and stoked, we should continue this Olympic thing...is this the first games? Did red bull put this thing on? I'm just so stoked...is this thing real gold?" The Olympic committee invited these disrespectful little bastard snowboarders into the club for ratings. And ruined the tradition and integrity of the games in the process