Atlanta Aquarium Vet terminated for having sex with a walrus

TierbsHsotBoobs

d2d said:

Yes. I was just in St. Petersburg about a year ago and I brought this subject up at Catherine's Palace just outside of St. Petersburg. I thought the Russians were going to throw me in the Gulag.

Unfortunately for humanity they didn't.

AZDuck

Lobsters are horny creatures. Back in the day, I knew a guy that worked at Sea World (before it was known to be the heart of all evil). They had an old walrus that got put out to pasture (he no longer performed on his cues during the show he was in), so they put him in the pinneped exhibit in his own enclosure.

Mostly he swam around in circles on his back, whacking his giant walrus dong. Every now an again someone would buy some fish and dangle them over the enclosure (not knowing that walruses can spray water in a stream up to about 30') and he would spray them in the face with the nasty walrus-shit filled seawater. But, the walrus did this because he knew that the asshole human would drop the fish into the enclosure about 81% of the time when he sprayed them.

/coolstorybro

So yeah, walruses are horny, smart creatures.

dnc

AZDuck said:

Lobsters are horny creatures. Back in the day, I knew a guy that worked at Sea World (before it was known to be the heart of all evil). They had an old walrus that got put out to pasture (he no longer performed on his cues during the show he was in), so they put him in the pinneped exhibit in his own enclosure.

Mostly he swam around in circles on his back, whacking his giant walrus dong. Every now an again someone would buy some fish and dangle them over the enclosure (not knowing that walruses can spray water in a stream up to about 30') and he would spray them in the face with the nasty walrus-shit filled seawater. But, the walrus did this because he knew that the asshole human would drop the fish into the enclosure about 81% of the time when he sprayed them.

/coolstorybro

So yeah, walruses are horny, smart creatures.

TTIWW

Swaye

BRB, JO

pdubya

I hear that breaking up with giraffes causes a lot of stress....we should show some compassion for her through these delicate times.

PurpleJ

pdubya said:

I hear that breaking up with giraffes causes a lot of stress....we should show some compassion for her through these delicate times.

LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sarktastic

Nobody posted the surveillance video yet?

DeepSeaZ

Tunacam?

sarktastic said:

Nobody posted the surveillance video yet?

BennyBeaver

AZDuck said:

Lobsters are horny creatures. Back in the day, I knew a guy that worked at Sea World (before it was known to be the heart of all evil). They had an old walrus that got put out to pasture (he no longer performed on his cues during the show he was in), so they put him in the pinneped exhibit in his own enclosure.

Mostly he swam around in circles on his back, whacking his giant walrus dong. Every now an again someone would buy some fish and dangle them over the enclosure (not knowing that walruses can spray water in a stream up to about 30') and he would spray them in the face with the nasty walrus-shit filled seawater. But, the walrus did this because he knew that the asshole human would drop the fish into the enclosure about 81% of the time when he sprayed them.

/coolstorybro

So yeah, walruses are horny, smart creatures.

But how are lobsters horny?

AZDuck

I don't know how I mis-typed "lobsters" instead of walruses. I'll blame the drugs