Atlanta Aquarium Vet terminated for having sex with a walrus

d2d

This is the kind of yellow journalism that has made "The Tug" what is is today.


CHANNEL 28 NEWSWATCH

ATLANTA, GEORGIA- - - The Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta has sparked commotion this morning, by announcing laying off their chief veterinary, Dr. Monica Alvis, accused of having sexual encounters with one of the institution’s marine mammals.
According to public relations manager Audrey Delfoy, Dr. Alvis was caught in the act, by another employee last Friday, having complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus.

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DeepSeaZ

Was it because he's only 9 years old?

Bad_MotherDucker

Goo goo gajoob

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Was the walrus into it?

d2d

The Onion can't touch this place.

OZONE

Didn't Catherine the Great of Russia do something like this? But with a horse?

TierbsHsotBoobs

OZONE said:

Didn't Kenneth the Great of Enumclaw do something like this? But with a horse?

dnc

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Didn't Honcho the Great of Enumclaw do something like this? But with a horse?

PostGameOrangeSlices

dnc said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Didn't Honcho the Great of Enumclaw do something like this? But with a horse?

that was probably the funniest shit at the old HHB bored

unfrozencaveman

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r52ZBx0KMI

d2d

Yes. I was just in St. Petersburg about a year ago and I brought this subject up at Catherine's Palace just outside of St. Petersburg. I thought the Russians were going to throw me in the Gulag.

Unfortunately for Derek they didn't.

TierbsHsotBoobs

d2d said:

Yes. I was just in St. Petersburg about a year ago and I brought this subject up at Catherine's Palace just outside of St. Petersburg. I thought the Russians were going to throw me in the Gulag.

Unfortunately for humanity they didn't.

AZDuck

Lobsters are horny creatures. Back in the day, I knew a guy that worked at Sea World (before it was known to be the heart of all evil). They had an old walrus that got put out to pasture (he no longer performed on his cues during the show he was in), so they put him in the pinneped exhibit in his own enclosure.

Mostly he swam around in circles on his back, whacking his giant walrus dong. Every now an again someone would buy some fish and dangle them over the enclosure (not knowing that walruses can spray water in a stream up to about 30') and he would spray them in the face with the nasty walrus-shit filled seawater. But, the walrus did this because he knew that the asshole human would drop the fish into the enclosure about 81% of the time when he sprayed them.

/coolstorybro

So yeah, walruses are horny, smart creatures.

dnc

AZDuck said:

Lobsters are horny creatures. Back in the day, I knew a guy that worked at Sea World (before it was known to be the heart of all evil). They had an old walrus that got put out to pasture (he no longer performed on his cues during the show he was in), so they put him in the pinneped exhibit in his own enclosure.

Mostly he swam around in circles on his back, whacking his giant walrus dong. Every now an again someone would buy some fish and dangle them over the enclosure (not knowing that walruses can spray water in a stream up to about 30') and he would spray them in the face with the nasty walrus-shit filled seawater. But, the walrus did this because he knew that the asshole human would drop the fish into the enclosure about 81% of the time when he sprayed them.

/coolstorybro

So yeah, walruses are horny, smart creatures.

TTIWW

Swaye

BRB, JO

pdubya

I hear that breaking up with giraffes causes a lot of stress....we should show some compassion for her through these delicate times.

PurpleJ

pdubya said:

I hear that breaking up with giraffes causes a lot of stress....we should show some compassion for her through these delicate times.

LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sarktastic

Nobody posted the surveillance video yet?

DeepSeaZ

Tunacam?

sarktastic said:

Nobody posted the surveillance video yet?

BennyBeaver

AZDuck said:

Lobsters are horny creatures. Back in the day, I knew a guy that worked at Sea World (before it was known to be the heart of all evil). They had an old walrus that got put out to pasture (he no longer performed on his cues during the show he was in), so they put him in the pinneped exhibit in his own enclosure.

Mostly he swam around in circles on his back, whacking his giant walrus dong. Every now an again someone would buy some fish and dangle them over the enclosure (not knowing that walruses can spray water in a stream up to about 30') and he would spray them in the face with the nasty walrus-shit filled seawater. But, the walrus did this because he knew that the asshole human would drop the fish into the enclosure about 81% of the time when he sprayed them.

/coolstorybro

So yeah, walruses are horny, smart creatures.

But how are lobsters horny?

AZDuck

I don't know how I mis-typed "lobsters" instead of walruses. I'll blame the drugs