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Atlanta Aquarium Vet terminated for having sex with a walrus
This is the kind of yellow journalism that has made "The Tug" what is is today.
CHANNEL 28 NEWSWATCH
ATLANTA, GEORGIA- - - The Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta has sparked commotion this morning, by announcing laying off their chief veterinary, Dr. Monica Alvis, accused of having sexual encounters with one of the institution’s marine mammals.
According to public relations manager Audrey Delfoy, Dr. Alvis was caught in the act, by another employee last Friday, having complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus.
newswatch28.com/aquarium-employee-fired-for-sleeping-with-a-walrus/
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Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r52ZBx0KMI
Unfortunately for Derek they didn't.
Mostly he swam around in circles on his back, whacking his giant walrus dong. Every now an again someone would buy some fish and dangle them over the enclosure (not knowing that walruses can spray water in a stream up to about 30') and he would spray them in the face with the nasty walrus-shit filled seawater. But, the walrus did this because he knew that the asshole human would drop the fish into the enclosure about 81% of the time when he sprayed them.
/coolstorybro
So yeah, walruses are horny, smart creatures.