A picture is worth a 1000 words

CPA_Dawg

So this morning I was having breakfast with my gf on capital hill because we support the gays. First clue, no it wasn't a nacho breakfast bar.
But F3 has a fucking twin and lets say she has man hands. My gal thought I saw a ghost, I said worse. That's a dude, don't fucking look so hard. Picture Miss Nacho with a lady rug. So before I left I slipped our waitress $10 to take a photo and text me so my fingers crossed she will do...

whatshouldicareabout

A picture is worth a 1000 words but your post is worth a 1000 downvotes.

topdawgnc

CPA_Dawg said:

So this morning I was having breakfast with my gf on capital hill because we support the gays. First clue, no it wasn't a nacho breakfast bar.
But F3 has a fucking twin and lets say she has man hands. My gal thought I saw a ghost, I said worse. That's a dude, don't fucking look so hard. Picture Miss Nacho with a lady rug. So before I left I slipped our waitress $10 to take a photo and text me so my fingers crossed she will do...

So you're a power bottom.

HuskyJW

GF huh?

The only non-believable part of the story. We are all friends here....no reason to lie.

sarktastic

*gyrlfriend

EwaDawg

HuskyJW said:

GF huh?

Sure. Either Guy Friend or Gay Friend.

Sounds believable.

RaccoonHarry

Cool story, bro...

Swaye

CPA_Dawg said:

So this morning I was having breakfast with my gf on capital hill because we support the gays. First clue, no it wasn't a nacho breakfast bar.
But F3 has a fucking twin and lets say she has man hands. My gal thought I saw a ghost, I said worse. That's a dude, don't fucking look so hard. Picture Miss Nacho with a lady rug. So before I left I slipped our waitress $10 to take a photo and text me so my fingers crossed she will do...

CPA_Dawg

For the record I posted the photo sent to me but I'm not about to cross this guy after a warning.

SteveInShelton

Shit post. Shit poster.

AZDuck

CPA_Dawg

SteveInShelton said:

Shit post. Shit poster.

Funny you have over 900 poasts and reading this bored for a year and I never noticed you. #wallflower

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I had a gf who lived on Summit Ave in the late 90s. One time a gay hit on me and I might have said a few homophobic things.

Cool story, Bill

TierbsHsotBoobs

CPA_Dawg said:

So this morning I was having breakfast with my gf on capital hill because we support the gays. First clue, no it wasn't a nacho breakfast bar.
But F3 has a fucking twin and lets say she has man hands. My gal thought I saw a ghost, I said worse. That's a dude, don't fucking look so hard. Picture Miss Nacho with a lady rug. So before I left I slipped our waitress $10 to take a photo and text me so my fingers crossed she will do...

Great pictures as always.

ThomasFremont

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

I had a gf who lived on Summit Ave in the late 90s. One time a gay hit on me and I might have said a few homophobic things.

Cool story, Bill

Insecure much?

AZDuck