Update on bnb's Kent Griswold thread.
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Rack him.
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If you're doing a good job as a moderator, you're doing a shitty job.
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The moderators here don't have near the experience that a Griswold, Ektard or even johnbFS have. Plus it's sad to see how far Derek's fallen. Many on here have experience running their own hobby boreds but that is nothing like the 20,000+ members on doogman at all times.
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subscriptions have never been higher!!!1!!1!!!DugtheDoog said:The moderators here don't have near the experience that a Griswold, Ektard or even johnbFS have. Plus it's sad to see how far Derek's fallen. Many on here have experience running their own hobby boreds but that is nothing like the 20,000+ members on doogman at all times.
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CheersWestDawg said:
Moderators of other boreds spend their morning trying to offer blondes bananas at the local Starbucks.
I've put this strategy to work at all three locations in Kent.
Zero success so far. Actually had a couple MILFs mutter "Can you believe there's another asshole out here doing this" as they hustled to their mini-vans.
Maybe I'm not using the banana properly? Ken, if you're reading, please advise.
I'll provide an update if and when my luck changes.
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I've put this strategy to work at all three locations in Kent.BabsGilbyTawdTy said:
CheersWestDawg said:
Moderators of other boreds spend their morning trying to offer blondes bananas at the local Starbucks.
Zero success so far. Actually had a couple MILFs mutter "Can you believe there's another asshole out here doing this" as they hustled to their mini-vans.
Maybe I'm not using the banana properly? Ken, if you're reading, please advise.
I'll provide an update if and when my luck changes.
I'm no Ken Griswold but I do know a couple things. For starters, you're in the wrong city. While Kent is a beautiful city with so much to offer, I suggest trying someplace a bit more upscale like Renton or maybe Des Moines. I'd suggest Newcastle but I'm 81% sure that Ken Griswold has that place on lockdown and the baristas know to call 911 immediately if they see a male customer (especially one under 5'4" or wearing a members only jacket) with a banana in hand while any blondes are in the store.
Give that a try and let us know how it works out for you. I think I speak for everyone on this shitty bored that we look forward to hearing from you. -
I've put this strategy to work at all three locations in Kent.BabsGilbyTawdTy said:
CheersWestDawg said:
Moderators of other boreds spend their morning trying to offer blondes bananas at the local Starbucks.
Zero success so far. Actually had a couple MILFs mutter "Can you believe there's another asshole out here doing this" as they hustled to their mini-vans.
Maybe I'm not using the banana properly? Ken, if you're reading, please advise.
I'll provide an update if and when my luck changes.
you must be doing it wrong. Ever since Kim disclosed this trick, it's worked every time I've tried it. Fucking jeaneous that guy is. -
You go upmarket like Newcastle or Issaquah, you better go big and bring a cucumber or zucchini not some weakass banana like the po' people use. The tennis wives like their's large and crisp.
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Eggplant = the real Purple ThrobberPurpleThrobber said:You go upmarket like Newcastle or Issaquah, you better go big and bring a cucumber or zucchini not some weakass banana like the po' people use. The tennis wives like their's large and crisp.
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You can't rank the amateurs with the professionals.BabsGilbyTawdTy said:
Eggplant = the real Purple ThrobberPurpleThrobber said:You go upmarket like Newcastle or Issaquah, you better go big and bring a cucumber or zucchini not some weakass banana like the po' people use. The tennis wives like their's large and crisp.
