The moderators here don't have near the experience that a Griswold, Ektard or even johnbFS have. Plus it's sad to see how far Derek's fallen. Many on here have experience running their own hobby boreds but that is nothing like the 20,000+ members on doogman at all times.
The moderators here don't have near the experience that a Griswold, Ektard or even johnbFS have. Plus it's sad to see how far Derek's fallen. Many on here have experience running their own hobby boreds but that is nothing like the 20,000+ members on doogman at all times.
CheersWestDawg said: Moderators of other boreds spend their morning trying to offer blondes bananas at the local Starbucks.
I've put this strategy to work at all three locations in Kent.
Zero success so far. Actually had a couple MILFs mutter "Can you believe there's another asshole out here doing this" as they hustled to their mini-vans.
Maybe I'm not using the banana properly? Ken, if you're reading, please advise.
I'll provide an update if and when my luck changes.
CheersWestDawg said: Moderators of other boreds spend their morning trying to offer blondes bananas at the local Starbucks.
I've put this strategy to work at all three locations in Kent.
Zero success so far. Actually had a couple MILFs mutter "Can you believe there's another asshole out here doing this" as they hustled to their mini-vans.
Maybe I'm not using the banana properly? Ken, if you're reading, please advise.
I'll provide an update if and when my luck changes.
I'm no Ken Griswold but I do know a couple things. For starters, you're in the wrong city. While Kent is a beautiful city with so much to offer, I suggest trying someplace a bit more upscale like Renton or maybe Des Moines. I'd suggest Newcastle but I'm 81% sure that Ken Griswold has that place on lockdown and the baristas know to call 911 immediately if they see a male customer (especially one under 5'4" or wearing a members only jacket) with a banana in hand while any blondes are in the store.
Give that a try and let us know how it works out for you. I think I speak for everyone on this shitty bored that we look forward to hearing from you.
CheersWestDawg said: Moderators of other boreds spend their morning trying to offer blondes bananas at the local Starbucks.
I've put this strategy to work at all three locations in Kent.
Zero success so far. Actually had a couple MILFs mutter "Can you believe there's another asshole out here doing this" as they hustled to their mini-vans.
Maybe I'm not using the banana properly? Ken, if you're reading, please advise.
I'll provide an update if and when my luck changes.
you must be doing it wrong. Ever since Kim disclosed this trick, it's worked every time I've tried it. Fucking jeaneous that guy is.
You go upmarket like Newcastle or Issaquah, you better go big and bring a cucumber or zucchini not some weakass banana like the po' people use. The tennis wives like their's large and crisp.
You go upmarket like Newcastle or Issaquah, you better go big and bring a cucumber or zucchini not some weakass banana like the po' people use. The tennis wives like their's large and crisp.
You go upmarket like Newcastle or Issaquah, you better go big and bring a cucumber or zucchini not some weakass banana like the po' people use. The tennis wives like their's large and crisp.
Eggplant = the real Purple Throbber
You can't rank the amateurs with the professionals.
It was a 2 day ban. This came two days after another 2 day ban earlier in the week. I was banned earlier in the week for commenting on a thread that I hadn't ever seen the message boards this dead before. I promptly got a 2 day ban. No joke. I sent Kent a message asking what I did, and he said he had no idea. I said if a moderator can't tell me what I did, then I shouldn't be banned. He responded with, "Our moderators know what they're doing. We've been doing this for a long time."
Unlike HH, where our moderators have no clue what's going on. Hi @DerekJohnson!
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That's because our moderators actually have jobs and responsibilities and weird shit like that.
Moderators of other boreds are wearing their XXXXXXXL-sized sweatpants while getting melted cheese on their 2-inch cocks because they're simultaneously eating nachos and beating off to 17-year olds playing flag football on their laptops.
Moderators of other boreds are calling those 17-year olds non stop and then whining on the radio about how those 17-year old boys don't call them back.
Moderators of other boreds spend their morning trying to offer blondes bananas at the local Starbucks, their afternoon whining about how Coach Pete won't talk to them, and their evenings drinking cheap, shitty wine at the Buttler Cabin.
CheersWestDawg said: Moderators of other boreds spend their morning trying to offer blondes bananas at the local Starbucks.
I've put this strategy to work at all three locations in Kent.
Zero success so far. Actually had a couple MILFs mutter "Can you believe there's another asshole out here doing this" as they hustled to their mini-vans.
Maybe I'm not using the banana properly? Ken, if you're reading, please advise.
I'll provide an update if and when my luck changes.
you must be doing it wrong. Ever since Kim disclosed this trick, it's worked every time I've tried it. Fucking jeaneous that guy is.
NYBE. Not your worst effort either, but still a really shitty effort.
CheersWestDawg said: Moderators of other boreds spend their morning trying to offer blondes bananas at the local Starbucks.
I've put this strategy to work at all three locations in Kent.
Zero success so far. Actually had a couple MILFs mutter "Can you believe there's another asshole out here doing this" as they hustled to their mini-vans.
Maybe I'm not using the banana properly? Ken, if you're reading, please advise.
I'll provide an update if and when my luck changes.
Did a 19 year old with 20 piercings and pink hair educate you about white privilege and #blacklivesmatter ?
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CheersWestDawg said:
Moderators of other boreds spend their morning trying to offer blondes bananas at the local Starbucks.
I've put this strategy to work at all three locations in Kent.
Zero success so far. Actually had a couple MILFs mutter "Can you believe there's another asshole out here doing this" as they hustled to their mini-vans.
Maybe I'm not using the banana properly? Ken, if you're reading, please advise.
I'll provide an update if and when my luck changes.
Zero success so far. Actually had a couple MILFs mutter "Can you believe there's another asshole out here doing this" as they hustled to their mini-vans.
Maybe I'm not using the banana properly? Ken, if you're reading, please advise.
I'll provide an update if and when my luck changes.
I'm no Ken Griswold but I do know a couple things. For starters, you're in the wrong city. While Kent is a beautiful city with so much to offer, I suggest trying someplace a bit more upscale like Renton or maybe Des Moines. I'd suggest Newcastle but I'm 81% sure that Ken Griswold has that place on lockdown and the baristas know to call 911 immediately if they see a male customer (especially one under 5'4" or wearing a members only jacket) with a banana in hand while any blondes are in the store.
Give that a try and let us know how it works out for you. I think I speak for everyone on this shitty bored that we look forward to hearing from you.
Zero success so far. Actually had a couple MILFs mutter "Can you believe there's another asshole out here doing this" as they hustled to their mini-vans.
Maybe I'm not using the banana properly? Ken, if you're reading, please advise.
I'll provide an update if and when my luck changes.
you must be doing it wrong. Ever since Kim disclosed this trick, it's worked every time I've tried it. Fucking jeaneous that guy is.
NYBE. Not your worst effort either, but still a really shitty effort.
Zero success so far. Actually had a couple MILFs mutter "Can you believe there's another asshole out here doing this" as they hustled to their mini-vans.
Maybe I'm not using the banana properly? Ken, if you're reading, please advise.
I'll provide an update if and when my luck changes.
Did a 19 year old with 20 piercings and pink hair educate you about white privilege and #blacklivesmatter ?