Fashion Blog

topdawgnc

During my spring cleaning this weekend I found a bunch of suspenders I had quit wearing.

HO. LEE. SHIT.

What a great way to keep your knickers up.

I had forgotten how comfortable a good pair of suspenders are. Keeping the family jewels hanging loose. In addition, t-shirt and dress shirt untucking is no longer a problem. Shirt stays tight in the front, and your tshirt stays in place.

What a great discovery.

Dardanus

I assume you get the kind with clips? How else would you attach them to sweatpants?

HFNY

I figured this was a HH poster at the airport but was in too much of a hurry to get confirmation:

topdawgnc

HFNY said:

I figured this was a HH poster at the airport but was in too much of a hurry to get confirmation:

@creepycoug surfaces!

SteveInShelton

Thread title should be Fashion Blog - Goldbar Edition

topdawgnc

SteveInShelton said:

Thread title should be Fashion Blog - Goldbar Omak Edition

Corrected to demonstrate my higher degree of classification.

puppylove_sugarsteel

You're so cool toppy

RoadDawg55

Spring cleaning? Are you a hoarder Toppy?

topdawgnc

RoadDawg55 said:

Spring cleaning? Are you a hoarder Toppy?

No, not a hoarder ... a whoreer, but not a hoarder.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Crazy cunt ex was from Gold Bar or Sultan...one of those shitholes on highway 2.. Very apt pic

topdawgnc

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Crazy cunt ex was from Gold Bar or Sultan...one of those shitholes on highway 2.. Very apt pic

Funny story about Goldbar.

I lived in Denver, Colorado back in the late 90's.

If you know Denver there is a skank hole strip club on Colfax called Saturday's. The type of place @Swaye would really feel at home in.

I went there one afternoon and started chatting up one of the strippers, turns out she was from Goldbar.

We had a wonderful time talking about Washington ... I, of course, would loved to have two holed her ... she was a stereo typical dirty white trash stripper ... and, it was the type of place where a lap dance with a big enough tip got you what you wanted in the "champagne room". But, I was young, poor, and scared of the HIV ...

Cool story bro.

Swaye

topdawgnc said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Crazy cunt ex was from Gold Bar or Sultan...one of those shitholes on highway 2.. Very apt pic

Funny story about Goldbar.

I lived in Denver, Colorado back in the late 90's.

If you know Denver there is a skank hole strip club on Colfax called Saturday's. The type of place @Swaye would really feel at home in.

I went there one afternoon and started chatting up one of the strippers, turns out she was from Goldbar.

We had a wonderful time talking about Washington ... I, of course, would loved to have two holed her ... she was a stereo typical dirty white trash stripper ... and, it was the type of place where a lap dance with a big enough tip got you what you wanted in the "champagne room". But, I was young, poor, and scared of the HIV ...

Cool story bro.

FREE PUB MOTHERFUCKERS

PurpleThrobber

Gordon Gekko motherfucker.