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DerekJohnson
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God said let there be book, and there was book.
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God didn't write the bible.
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And even for those that think she did -- it wasn't written in English.ThomasFremont said:God didn't write the bible.
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Pretty sure everyone knows it was French captain obviousOZONE said:
And even for those that think she did -- it wasn't written in English.ThomasFremont said:God didn't write the bible.
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FIFYRaceBannon said:
Pretty sure everyone knows it wasOZONE said:
And even for those that think she did -- it wasn't written in English.ThomasFremont said:God didn't write the bible.
HTHFrenchOld English captain obvious
It was originally written in Old English (the common language in Europe, Rome, and Israel at the time). Then King James had it rewritten into modern english. -
On angynne gesceop God heofenan and eorðan. 2 Seo eorðe soðlice wæs idel ond æmti, ond þeostra wæron ofer ðære nywelnysse bradnysse; ond Godes gast wæs geferod ofer wæteru.
3 God cwæð ða, "Gewurðe leoht," ond leoht wæarð geworht. 4 God geseah ða ðæt hit god wæs, ond he todælde þæt leoht fram ðam ðystrum. 5 Ond het ðæt leoht dæg ond þa ðystru niht: ða wæs geworden æfen ond merigen an dæg.
6 God cwæð ða eft, "Gewurðe nu fæstnys tomiddes ðam wæterum ond totwæme ða wæteru fram ðam wæterum." 7 Ond God geworhte ða fæstnysse, ond totwæmde ða wæteru, ða wæron under ðære fæstnysse, fram ðam ðe wæren bufan ðære fæstnysse: hit wæs ða swa gedon. 8 Ond God het ða fæstnysse heofenan, ond wæs ða geworden æfen ond mergen oðer dæg.
9 God ða soðlice cwæð, "Beon gegaderode ða wæteru ðe synd under ðære heofonan ond æteowige drignys." Hit wæs ða swa gedon. 10 Ond God gecygde ða drignysse eorðan ond ðære wætera gegaderunge he het sæ. God geseah ða ðæt hit god wæs. -
How do you say LEAVE!! in Aramaic?OZONE said:
FIFYRaceBannon said:
Pretty sure everyone knows it wasOZONE said:
And even for those that think she did -- it wasn't written in English.ThomasFremont said:God didn't write the bible.
HTHFrenchOld English captain obvious
It was originally written in Old English (the common language in Europe, Rome, and Israel at the time). Then King James had it rewritten into modern english. -
wow that books gotta be 6000 years old
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læfanDerekJohnson said:
How do you say LEAVE!! in Aramaic?OZONE said:
FIFYRaceBannon said:
Pretty sure everyone knows it wasOZONE said:
And even for those that think she did -- it wasn't written in English.ThomasFremont said:God didn't write the bible.
HTHFrenchOld English captain obvious
It was originally written in Old English (the common language in Europe, Rome, and Israel at the time). Then King James had it rewritten into modern english. -
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Gods does and controls everything..... so, yes he did write it. He even decides wins and losses and the outcomes of war.ThomasFremont said:God didn't write the bible.
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He also invented rainbows to remind us that he can kill us all in a big flood, and then start us all over again from a guy named Noah and his 3 daughters.jecornel said:
Gods does and controls everything..... so, yes he did write it. He even decides wins and losses and the outcomes of war.ThomasFremont said:God didn't write the bible.
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I said no racist crap.OZONE said:
And even for those that think she did -- it wasn't written in English.ThomasFremont said:God didn't write the bible.
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Yes, everyone knows it was Santa Claus.ThomasFremont said:God didn't write the bible.
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Impossible. The world is only 5000 years old.Muttzen said:wow that books gotta be 6000 years old
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I thought this thread was going to be about blow
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Russell Wilson will tell you he has a cruel sense of humor.jecornel said:
Gods does and controls everything..... so, yes he did write it. He even decides wins and losses and the outcomes of war.ThomasFremont said:God didn't write the bible.
HTH