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Jack Lockner retires

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  • Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    In 2007 Jack Lockner played three fantastic quarters of football against Oregon. He ended up losing in a blow out but three good quarters in Doog Legend territory!

    The Titans drafted Lockner over JJ Watt. When you fuck up, make it legendary!
  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,829 Founders Club
    Let's stop saying the guy was smart simply because he wasn't a complete moron with his money and spent it on drugs, women, booze, gold teeth or rimz. He's a nice guy jock, not a cuma sum laude.
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Lockner is a complete fucking idiot. This has been documented. Ask the guy who did his history homework.

    Allegedly...
  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    He was one of my favorite Huskieies of all time

    Godspeed, sweet prince
  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,267
    edited March 2015
    Swaye said:

    Jake Locker. Good guy (everyone says so). Mediocre QB. Kisses his Mom. With tongue. The end.

    I'd do his mom. With tongue.



    BTW, a lot of you fuckers care way too much about this............either way.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 109,420 Founders Club
    RoadDawg55 has Lockner dialed in and you know it.
  • AlexisAlexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,231 Swaye's Wigwam
    Tequilla said:

    Tequilla said:

    @RoadDawg55 has grabbed the shovel and continues to dig

    Road dawg plays through the whistle in intramurals.

    And tequila buys completely into the transformative power of money, nothing new there either. Move along.
    Money can enable you the ability to decide what you do and when you do it. It provides opportunities.

    Money doesn't buy you happiness Money doesn't buy you the ability to have a conscious.
    It may not buy happiness, but it buys a lot of hookers and blow, which make me happy

  • Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    Alexis said:

    Tequilla said:

    Tequilla said:

    @RoadDawg55 has grabbed the shovel and continues to dig

    Road dawg plays through the whistle in intramurals.

    And tequila buys completely into the transformative power of money, nothing new there either. Move along.
    Money can enable you the ability to decide what you do and when you do it. It provides opportunities.

    Money doesn't buy you happiness Money doesn't buy you the ability to have a conscious.
    It may not buy happiness, but it buys a lot of hookers and blow, which make me happy


    This guy gets it!

  • HeretoBeatmyChestHeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295

    Best of luck to Jake Locker as he moves on from football. He has much more to give this world than just football. A true class act.

    — Elise Woodward (@EliseMWoodward) March 11, 2015
  • seatownfunkseatownfunk Member Posts: 806
    But wood #FireEliseAgain bat lockner in the two hole?
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 65,440 Founders Club

    Tequilla said:

    Lockner is a complete fucking idiot. This has been documented. Ask the guy who did his history homework.

    He's got more money than you and it appears from HFNY that he's been smart about what he's done with it after the fact.

    You can call him an idiot all you want ... he'll laugh to the bank.
    RoadDawg already pointed this out but you've spent this entire thread in Brents territory.

    I'm not calling him an idiot. I'm stating a fact.

    He's got more money than me. Oh gee. Must be a genius then. And Kim Kardashian is a fucking rocket surgeon. Shut the fuck up.
    I know you're being sarcastic, but there are no rocket surgeons.
  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

    Tequilla said:

    Lockner is a complete fucking idiot. This has been documented. Ask the guy who did his history homework.

    He's got more money than you and it appears from HFNY that he's been smart about what he's done with it after the fact.

    You can call him an idiot all you want ... he'll laugh to the bank.
    RoadDawg already pointed this out but you've spent this entire thread in Brents territory.

    I'm not calling him an idiot. I'm stating a fact.

    He's got more money than me. Oh gee. Must be a genius then. And Kim Kardashian is a fucking rocket surgeon. Shut the fuck up.
    I know you're being sarcastic, but there are no rocket surgeons.
    Disagree.

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  • sarktasticsarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    At least it's official now... Sark lied to Jack and it cost him at least $35 Million.... and probably cost UW athletics a rather sizable donation in the process.
  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,424 Swaye's Wigwam
    Fenwick said:

    He had no coach who knew what to do with him, how to use him or how to teach him. He did the best he could. Why hate on that kind of guy?

    Yeah this. I don't get it. Nobody is breaking any new ground here. Any debate about Locker as a player was over a long time ago. He had enough talent to get picked 8th in spite of being a pretty shitty QB. He had a predictably lackluster NFL career. He's not known for being particularly bright ("I can't see anything!"..."Jake, pull your helmet up it's covering your eyes").

    None of this shit is up for debate and it's all been beaten to death. Now he's done. Some want to compliment him because they're classy like that. Some don't give a fuck because they don't give a fuck (I'm in this category). I can understand either of those stances. I really can't understand the continuing need to bash him about things that were pretty well accepted long ago. He wasn't the savior. He's not a saint. He's not a genius. He's not a very good QB. Old news...
  • AlCzervikAlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774
    Tequilla said:

    No wonder Locker hasn't won since high school. Retires at 26 after a few rough years.

    Yeah, good for him to find someone dumb enough to pick him 8th. If you feel that way, you might as well give Jamarcus Russell and every other QB bust props then too.

    You need to take a long walk on the beach and gain perspective ...

    Also a 110% predictable response from you ...

    Some shit is bigger than the game ... and I actually respect someone more from walking away and leaving millions on the table when his heart isn't in it than hanging around and continuing to cash them checks.

    Flagged for excessive doogishness.
  • AlCzervikAlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774
    Locker was not a good QB at UW or in the NFL. We can now close the book on that topic. Anyone who argues otherwise is probably better off with Kim and his minions at Doogman.

    Unless you know the guy personally, why care about the other shit? I'm much more interested in Magna-Carta and this newest greatest QB ever from Folsom.
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