Masturbating to 50 shades

2001400ex

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2964268/Woman-watching-50-Shades-Grey-Mexico-arrested-masturbating-movie-theater.html?ito=social-facebook

Just curious which one of you transvestites this was.

topdawgnc

PurpleReign

Does she not have the internet at home? You can literally find anything you want to masturbate to on the internet. Whatever it is, somebody somewhere has pulled out a video recording device and then fucked it, licked it, slapped it, choked it, rubbed something on it, committed an act of violence against it, and then uploaded it to the internet for the world to wank off to it.

Do a Google/Bing image search for a phrase like "strange porn", which will put hair on your chest.

2001400ex

PurpleReign said:

Does she not have the internet at home? You can literally find anything you want to masturbate to on the internet. Whatever it is, somebody somewhere has pulled out a video recording device and then fucked it, licked it, slapped it, choked it, rubbed something on it, committed an act of violence against it, and then uploaded it to the internet for the world to wank off to it.

Do a Google/Bing image search for a phrase like "strange porn", which will put hair on your chest.

Nothing wrong with a voyeur...

PurpleThrobber

Paul Ruebens weeps.

PurpleJ

DerekJohnson

We should do a remake of the film, this time with the guy unemployed and living in his mom's basement.

DugtheDoog

DerekJohnson said:

We should do a remake of the film, this time with the guy unemployed and living in his mom's basement.

Which one of us would get the role?

PurpleReign

PurpleJ said:

Speaking of fucking a dead fish... Ive seen it on the internet lol



50 Shades of HH you say?