A drinking querey for our Duck friends

TierbsHsotBoobs

I need a good recipe for a new drink called the Plunger Rape. It must be green and it must make my anus bleed the following morning.

Please advise.

MikeDamone

4 oz tequila 2 leaves of kale. Half bottle of Tabasco, tablespoon of cayenne pepper.

Blend with ice. Pour into glass with salt on the rim

CuntWaffle

MikeDamone said:

4 oz tequila 2 leaves of kale. Half bottle of Tabasco, tablespoon of cayenne pepper.

Blend with ice. Pour into glass with salt on the rim

Tabasco is pussy shit.

357 Mad Dog hot sauce.

greenblood

MikeDamone said:

4 oz tequila 2 leaves of kale. Half bottle of Tabasco, tablespoon of cayenne pepper.

Blend with ice. Pour into glass with salt on the rim

For extra green, I'd throw in some diced jalepeno

dtd

3 parts absinthe (the pussified US shit is all we can get)
1 part everclear
lemon wedge
drink through your nose with a straw

dtd

MikeDamone said:

4 oz tequila 2 leaves of kale. Half bottle of Tabasco, tablespoon of cayenne pepper.

Blend with ice. Pour into glass with salt on the rim

I'll fucking do this.

bananasnblondes

bottle of absinthe taken anally via an enema bag and a garden hose

TierbsHsotBoobs

bananasnblondes said:

bottle of absinthe taken anally via conical cheese grater and a garden hose

HillsboroDuck

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

bottle of absinthe taken anally via rusty conical cheese grater and a garden hose

obvious correction is obvious

section8

MikeDamone said:

4 oz tequila 2 leaves of kale. Half bottle of Tabasco, tablespoon of cayenne pepper.

Blend with ice. Pour into glass with salt on the rim

This, and then light a $20 on fire

DeepSeaZ

Night in prison with the Hulk?

CheersWestDawg

Whatever happened to a nice glass of vino?

greenblood

bananasnblondes said:

bottle of absinthe taken anally via an enema bag and a garden hose

I think this has already been done.

http://www.wbir.com/video/1873680667001/1/Press-conference-UT-fraternity-member-tells-his-story

loadsock

I have some ghost peppers. That should outdo all of the other pussy shit suggested so far.

DeepSeaZ

You spend a night with the Hulk and call sspl a pussy. Just kidding sspl. Don't pm DJ or do. Also just kidding. Not your style as far as I know

loadsock said:

I have some ghost peppers. That should outdo all of the other pussy shit suggested so far.

loadsock

DeepSeaZ said:

You spend a night with the Hulk and call sspl a pussy. Just kidding sspl. Don't pm DJ or do. Also just kidding. Not your style as far as I know

loadsock said:

I have some ghost peppers. That should outdo all of the other pussy shit suggested so far.

Huh?

DeepSeaZ

Delete my last post. It's not that funny. I can't using my phone.

IrishDawg22

"I'll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper....and some cheese."

DeepSeaZ

exactly.

loadsock said:

DeepSeaZ said:

You spend a night with the Hulk and call sspl a pussy. Just kidding sspl. Don't pm DJ or do. Also just kidding. Not your style as far as I know

loadsock said:

I have some ghost peppers. That should outdo all of the other pussy shit suggested so far.

Huh?