Zirin says they wanted Wilson to be hero....

Mortonhusky

.....not the Pesky very black Lynch.

Wilson is black but very light skinned, and plays the hero well. Face for the Seahawks for many years.

Lynch winning mvp would have been disaster for front office.

The only problem with this conspiracy is that they did give Lynch the ball on previous play and they couldn't have known he would make it inside the 1 and not score.

DerekJohnson

that's nonsense

dnc

Mortonhusky said:

.....not the Pesky very black Lynch.

Wilson is black but very light skinned, and plays the hero well. Face for the Seahawks for many years.

Lynch winning mvp would have been disaster for front office.

The only problem with this conspiracy is that they did give Lynch the ball on previous play and they couldn't have known he would make it inside the 1 and not score.

Which is why the conspiracy is fucking bullshit.

They wanted to make the cute playcall. They weren't worried about who was MVP or whose contract was going to cost what or any of that shit.

doogsinparadise

Both of those things could be true, not that I believe that so don't twist.

MisterEm

The coaches were more concerned with the game clock left than actually scoring the TD.

Nothing more.

claycha

Check "The script". All the answers are there. "The Chart" check that as well.

DeepSeaZ

too close to this to be true

bananasnblondes

Awesomed for 1980s Bond with Roger Moore and Duran Duran on the soundtrack

topdawgnc

Seahawks lost.

Time to move on.

Octavian

I feel for them. I once tried to fuck the whore Agrippina. I was several years her senior and, though we were distantly related, I couldn't resist my urge to two hole her. She was a lusty broad and I had just imbibed an entire amphora of the finest wine Dionysus had ever vinted. The gates of Neptune were mine for the taking. Instead I tried to get cute. You see she had given birth a year earlier to that little fuck Caligula. The little shit had stretched her tapestries on the way out and I wanted a tighter lay. So I ripped off her tunic and stola and attempted to thrust my phallus into her discipline hole. Before I could even get fully erect she screamed bloody murder and ran from my cubiculum in a highly agitated state. I pondered the incident afterward and came to the conclusion that sometimes you just have to fuck them right in the pussy.

ntxduck

Even if Lynch scores the TD, Chris Mathews is still the MVP....

phineas

claycha said:

Check "The script". All the answers are there. "The Chart" check that as well.

The announcers were totally setting us up to follow the script there at the end too. I told my buddies "jesus fucking christ they are really setting us up right now" after the kearse catch

Sure enough, The Script holds true. I believe god had thrm lose as harshly as possible to thin the herd. All the new twelves dont really know what its like to be a real seattle sports fan. If they hang around for years after being force fed that shit pie, they are welcome to stay. In my book

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Zirin is better than that. I thought.

pawz

Octavian said:

I feel for them. I once tried to fuck the whore Agrippina. I was several years her senior and, though we were distantly related, I couldn't resist my urge to two hole her. She was a lusty broad and I had just imbibed an entire amphora of the finest wine Dionysus had ever vinted. The gates of Neptune were mine for the taking. Instead I tried to get cute. You see she had given birth a year earlier to that little fuck Caligula. The little shit had stretched her tapestries on the way out and I wanted a tighter lay. So I ripped off her tunic and stola and attempted to thrust my phallus into her discipline hole. Before I could even get fully erect she screamed bloody murder and ran from my cubiculum in a highly agitated state. I pondered the incident afterward and came to the conclusion that sometimes you just have to fuck them right in the pussy.

My new favorite classy poaster.

PurpleBaze

bananasnblondes said:

Awesomed for 1980s Bond with Roger Moore and Duran Duran on the soundtrack

Don't forget Christopher Fucking Walken...

phineas

Octavian said:

I feel for them. I once tried to fuck the whore Agrippina. I was several years her senior and, though we were distantly related, I couldn't resist my urge to two hole her. She was a lusty broad and I had just imbibed an entire amphora of the finest wine Dionysus had ever vinted. The gates of Neptune were mine for the taking. Instead I tried to get cute. You see she had given birth a year earlier to that little fuck Caligula. The little shit had stretched her tapestries on the way out and I wanted a tighter lay. So I ripped off her tunic and stola and attempted to thrust my phallus into her discipline hole. Before I could even get fully erect she screamed bloody murder and ran from my cubiculum in a highly agitated state. I pondered the incident afterward and came to the conclusion that sometimes you just have to fuck them right in the pussy.

i think octavian needs a front page artical

WilburHooksHands

Octavian said:

I feel for them. I once tried to fuck the whore Agrippina. I was several years her senior and, though we were distantly related, I couldn't resist my urge to two hole her. She was a lusty broad and I had just imbibed an entire amphora of the finest wine Dionysus had ever vinted. The gates of Neptune were mine for the taking. Instead I tried to get cute. You see she had given birth a year earlier to that little fuck Caligula. The little shit had stretched her tapestries on the way out and I wanted a tighter lay. So I ripped off her tunic and stola and attempted to thrust my phallus into her discipline hole. Before I could even get fully erect she screamed bloody murder and ran from my cubiculum in a highly agitated state. I pondered the incident afterward and came to the conclusion that sometimes you just have to fuck them right in the pussy.

Et tu, browneye?