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dtd

Adam Jude ‏@A_Jude 3m
DT Danny Shelton took out Keith Price on QB keeper. Sarkisian threw off his visor and fell to ground in disgust. Then ended practice.
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Adam Jude ‏@A_Jude 5m
Potentially the most significant injury yet for UW: DE Cory Littleton goes down with apparent left leg injury, carted to trainers' room.
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Adam Jude ‏@A_Jude 8m
Rough, rough ending here at UW practice. Sarkisian storms off the field. "Nobody's talking (for interviews)" he says.

DerekJohnson

I'm hearing that the implosion is coming any day now

CheersWestDawg

Meanwhile Jim L. Mora is being worshipped by UCLA coeds.

TierbsHsotBoobs

I'm not opposed to firing Sark now and letting Cozzetto coach out the season that is already over.

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

I'm not opposed to firing Sark and Pool Boy now and letting Cozzetto coach out the season that is already over.

Gotta dump both turds at once.

DeepSeaZ

The Oline didn't beat his ass? Dumb question. I guess if they couldn't block him then beating his ass is out of the question.

MikeDamone

"Fell to the ground in disgust". Very don James like. And Beno bryant wonders why the players today act the way they do.

TierbsHsotBoobs

MikeDamone said:

"Fell to the ground in disgust". Very don James like. And Beno bryant wonders why the players today act the way they do.

A REAL coach would still be yelling at Shelton as I type.

IrishDawg22

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

MikeDamone said:

"Fell to the ground in disgust". Very don James like. And Beno bryant wonders why the players today act the way they do.

A REAL coach would still be yelling at Shelton as I type.

Since you were in the locker room, do you have any other inside info?

DeepSeaZ

I know you are being sarcastic but what happens in the locker room stays in the locker room. Except for the smell of the turds we can't flush. That shit stays for a long time.

IrishDawg22 said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

MikeDamone said:

"Fell to the ground in disgust". Very don James like. And Beno bryant wonders why the players today act the way they do.

A REAL coach would still be yelling at Shelton as I type.

Since you were in the locker room, do you have any other inside info?

loadsock

A real coach would have told Shelton that it must feel good considering it's the first time he's touched a QB since high school.

Southerndawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

MikeDamone said:

"Fell to the ground in disgust". Very don James like. And Beno bryant wonders why the players today act the way they do.

A REAL coach would still be yelling at Shelton as I type.

Yelling? Shelton would have been running stairs until he collapsed into a pile of his own vomit, but as Beno pointed out, those days are long gone, at least in Seattle.

RaceBannon

I like to stop practice because a football player made a football play and storm off like a pussy.

Southerndawg

RaceBannon said:

I like to stop practice because a football player made a football play and storm off like a pussy.

Couldn't agree more, that was beyond weak.

What he should have done is grabbed Shelton by the mask and in front of the team, yelled "Great job, but try not to hit the guy in the fucking yellow shirt", and then grabbed the douche or douches who blew his/their assignment(s) on the O-line and made them run gassers until they collapsed in a pile of their own puke. And while the douches were running gassers, turn Shelton loose on every remaining O-lineman and challenge them to stop him. Those who don't stop him get to join the puking douches.

greenblood

dtd said:

Adam Jude ‏@A_Jude 3m
DT Danny Shelton took out Keith Price on QB keeper. Sarkisian threw off his visor and fell to ground in disgust. Then ended practice.
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Adam Jude ‏@A_Jude 5m
Potentially the most significant injury yet for UW: DE Cory Littleton goes down with apparent left leg injury, carted to trainers' room.
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Adam Jude ‏@A_Jude 8m
Rough, rough ending here at UW practice. Sarkisian storms off the field. "Nobody's talking (for interviews)" he says.

Shelton was just getting Priced accustomed to what he'll be getting repeatedly throughout the season.

Better question: Why in the fuck is Price running the keeper in the first place? Did he all of a sudden get new knees?

greenblood

I just read that Adam Jude has green glasses. Staff, True?!

DerekJohnson

RaceBannon said:

I like to stop practice because a football player made a football play and storm off like a pussy petulant little child.

ftfy

HeretoBeatmyChest

I heard Steve Spurrier used to throw his visor on the ground all the time...

IrishDawg22

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

I heard Steve Spurrier used to throw his visor on the ground all the time...

and he took his shirt off at practice the other day.

What a loser!!!

HillsboroDuck

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

I heard Steve Spurrier used to throw his visor on the ground all the time...

SPURRIER SPOTTED AT SEATAC!?!?!?11?!

IrishDawg22

This is why I pony up the big $$$ for this site.

All the inside info about what was actually said to the players.

Pure gold.