Any chance Softy

RaccoonHarry

killed himself tonight?

WilburHooksHands

Knew this post was coming

dhdawg

Hopefully him big lo and seahulk can all jump together

HuskyInAZ

Another LPT?

whatshouldicareabout

HuskyInAZ said:

Another LPT?

Needs slickhawk

ScroteDawg

PrayingKidAndDog.jpg

bananasnblondes

Well folks, THIS IS kind is a sentimental evening for me … this is my final performance ever I’ll ever do. No biggie, no, no, no, no, no hard feelings, No sour grapes whatsoever. I’ve been doing this sixteen years, enjoyed every second of it - every plane flight, every delay, every cancelled flight, every lost luggage, living in hotel rooms, every broken relationship, playing the Comedy Pouch in Possum Ridge, Arkansas, every fucking year. It’s been great don’t get me wrong.


But the fact of the matter is, the reason I’m gonna quit performing is I finally got my own TV show coming out next fall on CBS. So- thank you. I know. Its not a talk show. Dear God, thank you, thank Jesus, thank Buddha, thank Mohammed, thank Allah, thank Krishna, thank every fucking god in the book. No it’s not a talk show; it’s a half-hour weekly show that I will host, entitled ‘Lets Hunt and Kill Billy Ray CyrusSofty’.

So ya’ll be tuning in? Cool, it’s a fairly self-explanatory plot. Each week we let the hounds of hell lose and we chase that jar-head, no talent, cracker asshole all over the globe … ‘till I finally catch that fruity little pony tailcrew cut of his in the back, pull him to his knees, put a shot-gun in his mouth like a big black cock of death and we’ll be back in ‘95'15 with ‘Lets Hunt and Kill Michael BoltonSlickhawk’. So …

Thank you very much. I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious and making us pay a higher cosmic price than we can imagine.

loadsock

ScroteDawg said:

PrayingKidAndDog.jpg

Paging Passion!

AZDuck

bananasnblondes said:

Well folks, THIS IS kind is a sentimental evening for me … this is my final performance ever I’ll ever do. No biggie, no, no, no, no, no hard feelings, No sour grapes whatsoever. I’ve been doing this sixteen years, enjoyed every second of it - every plane flight, every delay, every cancelled flight, every lost luggage, living in hotel rooms, every broken relationship, playing the Comedy Pouch in Possum Ridge, Arkansas, every fucking year. It’s been great don’t get me wrong.


But the fact of the matter is, the reason I’m gonna quit performing is I finally got my own TV show coming out next fall on CBS. So- thank you. I know. Its not a talk show. Dear God, thank you, thank Jesus, thank Buddha, thank Mohammed, thank Allah, thank Krishna, thank every fucking god in the book. No it’s not a talk show; it’s a half-hour weekly show that I will host, entitled ‘Lets Hunt and Kill Billy Ray CyrusSofty’.

So ya’ll be tuning in? Cool, it’s a fairly self-explanatory plot. Each week we let the hounds of hell lose and we chase that jar-head, no talent, cracker asshole all over the globe … ‘till I finally catch that fruity little pony tailcrew cut of his in the back, pull him to his knees, put a shot-gun in his mouth like a big black cock of death and we’ll be back in ‘95'15 with ‘Lets Hunt and Kill Michael BoltonSlickhawk’. So …

Thank you very much. I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious and making us pay a higher cosmic price than we can imagine.

Awesomed for Bill Hicks.

QuornDawg

If Russell Wilson was taller and white, he would have completed that pass Hugh Millen

TommySQC

WilburHooksHands said:

Knew this post was coming

Thanks Fleens

doogsinparadise

Death by being crushed by his TV? #nationwideisonyourside

RaccoonHarry

doogsinparadise said:

Death by being crushed by his TV? #nationwideisonyourside

No TV is that big...

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