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Everybody Loves Marshawn Lynch

HeretoBeatmyChestHeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
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http://grantland.com/the-triangle/everybody-loves-marshawn-lynch/

He’s the guy who parks his Lamborghini behind velvet ropes and stops for pregame doughnuts in a “Fuck You” sweatshirt.
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  • UWerentThereManUWerentThereMan Member Posts: 3,475
    He needs a 'don't ask me for shit' shirt too
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  • ScroteDawgScroteDawg Member Posts: 238
    Fantastic article. Thanks for poasting.
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  • bananasnblondesbananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,278
    I'm going to make a bold prediction: Lynch will not be on the team next year and the 12's will turn on him faster than you can say "Percy Harvin", especially if they lose the Super Bowl

    He already held out last year, and there were lots of rumors about the Seahawks wanting to trade him midseason.

    I don't think he'll be able to get through the off season without doing some weird shit and Schneider will drop him immediately, especially with the Hawks having to pay Wilson and the others.

    It will be fun to watch Softy and the Facebook fanbase retroactively diss him by saying "I always thought he was an asshole and was obviously a cancer in the locker room" even though Softy would currently say "That's just Marshawn being Marshawn, why are you hating?" if a video surfaced of Lynch raping Mrs. Mahler in the 2-hole.
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  • UWerentThereManUWerentThereMan Member Posts: 3,475
    bananasnblondes said:

    I'm going to make a bold prediction: Lynch will not be on the team next year and the 12's will turn on him faster than you can say "Percy Harvin", especially if they lose the Super Bowl

    He already held out last year, and there were lots of rumors about the Seahawks wanting to trade him midseason.

    I don't think he'll be able to get through the off season without doing some weird shit and Schneider will drop him immediately, especially with the Hawks having to pay Wilson and the others.

    It will be fun to watch Softy and the Facebook fanbase retroactively diss him by saying "I always thought he was an asshole and was obviously a cancer in the locker room" even though Softy would currently say "That's just Marshawn being Marshawn, why are you hating?" if a video surfaced of Lynch raping Mrs. Mahler in the 2-hole.

    Any links to substantiate these rumors of him leaving midway through the season? I've been high the whole time but fuck if I've heard anything close to that!
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  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 63,539 Founders Club
    I don't think his personality would fit right on any team but the Seahawks under Carroll.
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  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,882
    Don't see any way that the Hawks don't bring him back ...

    Lynch was probably very frustrated the first half of the year as the team lost its identity trying to placate Harvin. If we know anything about Lynch at this point it's that "he's all about that action boss" and as a result, doesn't have time for flakes like Harvin. Understandably he was pissed off about having to take a backseat.

    Sometimes it takes going down the wrong avenue to realize what is important. Clearly Lynch is a productive offensive player (today's water is wet statement of the day). But the intangible impact that he has on the rest of the team cannot be understated. And after the Harvin debacle, that's painfully apparent to everybody tied into the organization.

    There will be a day that Lynch slows down and becomes a RB that is on his last legs assuming he doesn't retire first. But at this point, hard to not see the Hawks finding a way to keep him on the roster provided the parties can come to a mutually agreeable package.
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  • CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    bananasnblondes said:

    I'm going to make a bold prediction: Lynch will not be on the team next year and the 12's will turn on him faster than you can say "Percy Harvin", especially if they lose the Super Bowl

    He already held out last year, and there were lots of rumors about the Seahawks wanting to trade him midseason.

    I don't think he'll be able to get through the off season without doing some weird shit and Schneider will drop him immediately, especially with the Hawks having to pay Wilson and the others.

    It will be fun to watch Softy and the Facebook fanbase retroactively diss him by saying "I always thought he was an asshole and was obviously a cancer in the locker room" even though Softy would currently say "That's just Marshawn being Marshawn, why are you hating?" if a video surfaced of Lynch raping Mrs. Mahler in the 2-hole.

    Hate the 12s but no way would they turn on him like Percy.
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  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    DerekJohnson said:

    I don't think his personality would fit right on any team but the Seahawks under Carroll.

    I bet Belichick would take him in a heartbeat.
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  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,592 Founders Club
    edited January 2015
    I don't think Lynch had beef with Harvin. If i recall he tweeted something like "they got my boy" when he was traded, sort of inferring an us vs. the front office vibe.

    I think he's a great player and adds a flavor to the team that you usually see on the great dynasties. The choir boy QB, the shit-talking Stanford philosopher from compton, and the O-town Beast who held his dick in one hand and gave the bird to the NFL with the other.
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  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,592 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    I don't think his personality would fit right on any team but the Seahawks under Carroll.

    I bet Belichick would take him in a heartbeat.
    The Raiders would love him.
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  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,882
    Doogles said:

    I don't think Lynch had beef with Harvin. If i recall he tweeted something like "they got my boy" when he was traded, sort of inferring an us vs. the front office vibe.

    I think he's a great player and adds a flavor to the team that you usually see on the great dynasties. The choir boy QB, the shit-talking Stanford philosopher from compton, and the O-town Beast who held his dick in one hand and gave the bird to the NFL with the other.

    Never said Lynch had a beef with Harvin ... said Lynch had a beef with the offense and the results ...

    Stop twisting
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  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,592 Founders Club
    Tequilla said:

    Doogles said:

    I don't think Lynch had beef with Harvin. If i recall he tweeted something like "they got my boy" when he was traded, sort of inferring an us vs. the front office vibe.

    I think he's a great player and adds a flavor to the team that you usually see on the great dynasties. The choir boy QB, the shit-talking Stanford philosopher from compton, and the O-town Beast who held his dick in one hand and gave the bird to the NFL with the other.

    Never said Lynch had a beef with Harvin ... said Lynch had a beef with the offense and the results ...

    Stop twisting

    The implication is his boy "got got" by the man and was upset he was leaving the team. Either way, it's not interesting.
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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,998 Founders Club
    Doogles said:

    PurpleJ said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    I don't think his personality would fit right on any team but the Seahawks under Carroll.

    I bet Belichick would take him in a heartbeat.
    The Raiders would love him.
    The Seahawks are the modern day Raiders since the Raiders are dead now. Seattle has to win this Super Bowl
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  • sarktasticsarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    RaceBannon said:

    Doogles said:

    PurpleJ said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    I don't think his personality would fit right on any team but the Seahawks under Carroll.

    I bet Belichick would take him in a heartbeat.
    The Raiders would love him.
    The Seahawks are the modern day Raiders since the Raiders are dead now. Seattle has to win this Super Bowl
    If they win will they become "My Seahawks"?
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  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,935 Founders Club
    bananasnblondes said:

    I'm going to make a bold prediction: Lynch will not be on the team next year and the 12's will turn on him faster than you can say "Percy Harvin", especially if they lose the Super Bowl

    He already held out last year, and there were lots of rumors about the Seahawks wanting to trade him midseason.

    I don't think he'll be able to get through the off season without doing some weird shit and Schneider will drop him immediately, especially with the Hawks having to pay Wilson and the others.

    It will be fun to watch Softy and the Facebook fanbase retroactively diss him by saying "I always thought he was an asshole and was obviously a cancer in the locker room" even though Softy would currently say "That's just Marshawn being Marshawn, why are you hating?" if a video surfaced of Lynch raping Mrs. Mahler in the 2-hole.

    I don't think that's how it will go down but if it did, that's exactly how they'll act.
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,745
    bananasnblondes said:

    I'm going to make a bold prediction: Lynch will not be on the team next year and the 12's will turn on him faster than you can say "Percy Harvin", especially if they lose the Super Bowl

    He already held out last year, and there were lots of rumors about the Seahawks wanting to trade him midseason.

    I don't think he'll be able to get through the off season without doing some weird shit and Schneider will drop him immediately, especially with the Hawks having to pay Wilson and the others.

    It will be fun to watch Softy and the Facebook fanbase retroactively diss him by saying "I always thought he was an asshole and was obviously a cancer in the locker room" even though Softy would currently say "That's just Marshawn being Marshawn, why are you hating?" if a video surfaced of Lynch raping Mrs. Mahler in the 2-hole.

    He'll be back next year
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