Eric Johnson: I was once the coolest boyfriend in the NFL...not

DerekJohnson

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RoadDawg55

When I started the story, I was thinking a player was going to two hole Johnson's girlfriend.

Swaye

His first mistake was going to those lengths to impress some slut. Rookie.

topdawgnc

Swaye said:

His first mistake was going to those lengths to impress some slut. Rookie.

Get the blowjob up front.

ScroteDawg

topdawgnc said:

Swaye said:

His first mistake was going to those lengths to impress some slut. Rookie.

Get the blowjob up front.

This. Get the ass before you burn the gas.

claycha

Hide yo Hoez! Daddy Hawk is in the Hizzy and up in the AZ Bitch!

unfrozencaveman

He was actually a pretty good guy. Used to hang out w/ us at Rory's on Eastlake (RIP) when he first got to town. Shoot pool, drink beer, Golden T, and an order of big ass fries at closing

DeepSeaZ

True love?

unfrozencaveman said:

He was actually a pretty good guy. Used to hang out w/ us at Rory's on Eastlake (RIP) when he first got to town. Shoot pool, drink beer, Golden T, and an order of big ass fries at closing