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The Bicycle Thief
http://fansided.com/2015/01/20/seattle-seahawks-michael-bennett-explains-bike-theft/?utm_source=FanSided&utm_medium=Network&utm_campaign=Trending on FS
Extra credit:
While I was trying to remember how to spell thief.................does anybody remember that garage next to 277th and the Highway 167 freeway on-ramps? Garage/barn had "Thiefs will be shot" spray-painted on it?