FUCK. THE. 12s.

ScroteDawg

I don't even know what to say to this. The fact that this aired on a major Seattle news station makes me want to burn the entire fucking city to the ground, or at the very least, pray to allah for a Mt. Rainier eruption followed by a fiery napalm lahar to wipe all the 12s from the face of the earth. I used to think that Jen Mueller was kind of tolerable as a sports reporter despite being far too ugly for the job, but now I want to help her jump off the Aurora bridge. FYFMFE.

king5.com/videos/news/local/2015/01/15/talking-seahawks-101-for-new-fans/21842735/

UWerentThereMan

+1 for fiery lahars

SpoonieLuv

Best fans in the world.

Everyone says so.

DugtheDoog

ScroteDawg said:

I don't even know what to say to this. The fact that this aired on a major Seattle news station makes me want to burn the entire fucking city to the ground, or at the very least, pray to allah for a Mt. Rainier eruption followed by a fiery napalm lahar to wipe all the 12s from the face of the earth. I used to think that Jen Mueller was kind of tolerable as a sports reporter despite being far too ugly for the job, but now I want to help her jump off the Aurora bridge. FYFMFE.

king5.com/videos/news/local/2015/01/15/talking-seahawks-101-for-new-fans/21842735/

I want to know how you knew this video even existed?

PurpleJ

I was right, you know.

#BackThePack

GrundleStiltzkin

I know you're being sarcastic, but lahars aren't fiery. You're wanting a pyroclastic flow. Pyroclastic flow...

PurpleJ

Yes, craves it, no

doogsinparadise

GrundleStiltzkin said:

I know you're being sarcastic, but lahars aren't fiery. You're wanting a pyroclastic flow. Pyroclastic flow...

Pyroclastic flows are hot ash, maybe not what you're thinking of?

SpoonieLuv

doogsinparadise said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

I know you're being sarcastic, but lahars aren't fiery. You're wanting a pyroclastic flow. Pyroclastic flow...

Pyroclastic flows are hot ash, maybe not what you're thinking of?

Either way, I've got a boner.

ScroteDawg

DugtheDoog said:

ScroteDawg said:

I don't even know what to say to this. The fact that this aired on a major Seattle news station makes me want to burn the entire fucking city to the ground, or at the very least, pray to allah for a Mt. Rainier eruption followed by a fiery napalm lahar to wipe all the 12s from the face of the earth. I used to think that Jen Mueller was kind of tolerable as a sports reporter despite being far too ugly for the job, but now I want to help her jump off the Aurora bridge. FYFMFE.

king5.com/videos/news/local/2015/01/15/talking-seahawks-101-for-new-fans/21842735/

I want to know how you knew this video even existed?

I was hanging out at my buddy's house last night, and his wife showed it to me because she knew it would set me off.

UWerentThereMan

ScroteDawg said:

DugtheDoog said:

ScroteDawg said:

I don't even know what to say to this. The fact that this aired on a major Seattle news station makes me want to burn the entire fucking city to the ground, or at the very least, pray to allah for a Mt. Rainier eruption followed by a fiery napalm lahar to wipe all the 12s from the face of the earth. I used to think that Jen Mueller was kind of tolerable as a sports reporter despite being far too ugly for the job, but now I want to help her jump off the Aurora bridge. FYFMFE.

king5.com/videos/news/local/2015/01/15/talking-seahawks-101-for-new-fans/21842735/

I want to know how you knew this video even existed?

I was hanging out at my buddy's house last night, and his wife showed it to me because she knew it would set me off.

and then told you to drive home drunk

H_D

SpoonieLuv said:

Best fans in the world since 2013.

Everyone says so.

FTFY