You can't make this shit up

topdawgnc · January 2015

You just can't.

Marcus we as a state are so proud of your accomplishments and who you are as a person, a son, a teammate, a friend, and a role model. You have done Hawaii and most importantly God proud. Praying that you never lose your roots and your mind set. Set your values up against the standard of Heaven and shine Jesus shine. You were set apart and destined for greatness. All Samoans and Polynesians alike are thankful to have you as a role model for the up and coming generations of fierce football players on the field and strong leaders with amazing character and discipline off the field. Go do your thing and show the NFL what the little set of islands in the Pacific produce!! Hats off to your parents for raising such a fine young man. As a Duck Alum, I also am proud of to say "Once a Duck, always a Duck"! Keep your eyes to the light and carry your faith loud and proud. God strong son!!!

HuskyJW · January 2015

WTF is wrong with these people???

Finally a QB that doesn't smoke dope or steal computers....they do realize he's a partying college student just like they were...no??

sjd · January 2015

I need a shower

digits · January 2015

@Jesus_H_Christ, true?!

Passion · January 2015

I literally couldn't read the whole thing.

RaceBannon · January 2015

I like people that thinks that means anything in the NFL. We think Russell Wilson is a good guy because the media says so but if he couldn't play no one would give a shit. My vast experience tells me that we really don't know anything about any of these guys.

Irregardless no one is perfect and the media loves to make good guys and bad guys.

Fuck it - can he hit the out across the field on a rope? Does he have ice water in his veins and balls the size of Texas with one minute left and 60 yards to go?

bananasnblondes · January 2015

For all we know Marcus Mariota roofies chicks, Russell Wilson has a 30 hour a week addiction to scat films, and Marshswn Lynch spends his free time anonymously feeding the homeless. We literally know nothing about these guys personal lives except what they try to exude through the media. If history tells us anything, the ones who want to seem the most clean cut often have the most to hide

digits · January 2015

Passion said:
I literally couldn't read the whole thing.

Neither could I because I was laughing too hard. This is a joke, right? This sounds like some shit Tim Tebow would write.

BennyBeaver · January 2015

"Once a Duck, always a Duck"!

I'm proof that this is not true.

Dardanus · January 2015

bananasnblondes said:
For all we know Marcus Mariota roofies chicks, Russell Wilson has a 30 hour a week addiction to scat films, and Marshswn Lynch spends his free time anonymously feeding the homeless. We literally know nothing about these guys personal lives except what they try to exude through the media. If history tells us anything, the ones who want to seem the most clean cut often have the most to hide

If we are going to start bashing addictions to scat films then I AM OUT!