Mariota Puts the Couch for Sale On Craigslist

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/555446060924289024

HuskyJW

Sweet Moses thank God.

GrundleStiltzkin

5.3 minutes...

topdawgnc

The only fucker not smart enough to take the money and run is Jack Lockner.

HuskyInAZ

I'm guessing Taylor's $300 asking price for a used couch is going down. Lot's of supply.

dnc

topdawgnc said:

The only fucker not smart enough to take the money and run is Jack Lockner.

huh?

GrundleStiltzkin

Classy

http://twitter.com/ZacEllis/status/555448738714779648

AZDuck

It's official. Mariota is selling the couch

http://www.goducks.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=500&ATCLID=209848831

dnc

As much as I'd love to see him come back and win Slingblade an extension in what's already a lost season for UW, glad to see the kid's making the right choice.

GrundleStiltzkin

AZDuck said:

It's official. Mariota is selling the couch

http://www.goducks.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=500&ATCLID=209848831

Said couch

topdawgnc

dnc said:

topdawgnc said:

The only fucker not smart enough to take the money and run is Jack Lockner.

huh?

I'm confused.

Sanchez came out early.

Carroll called him out on it and said it was a mistake.

Then when Carroll left SC Sanchez made the same comment as a joke?

Could he have even come out earlier than he did?

dnc

topdawgnc said:

dnc said:

topdawgnc said:

The only fucker not smart enough to take the money and run is Jack Lockner.

huh?

I'm confused.

Sanchez came out early.

Carroll called him out on it and said it was a mistake.

Then when Carroll left SC Sanchez made the same comment as a joke?

Could he have even come out earlier than he did?

Clearly

RaceBannon

They all look alike

seatownfunk

No racist crap race!

HuskyJW

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Classy

http://twitter.com/ZacEllis/status/555448738714779648

Classiest press release I've read in sport.

Dennis_DeYoung

HuskyJW said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Classy

http://twitter.com/ZacEllis/status/555448738714779648

Classiest press release I've read in sport.

Mariota is about as smart as Jake. Who I like. So F you. But neither of them are going to win any genius awards any time soon.

HuskyJW

Dennis_DeYoung said:

HuskyJW said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Classy

http://twitter.com/ZacEllis/status/555448738714779648

Classiest press release I've read in sport.

Mariota is about as smart as Jake. Who I like. So F you. But neither of them are going to win any genius awards any time soon.

Dude has a General Science degree. They just don't hand those out to anybody.

AZDuck

HuskyJW said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

HuskyJW said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Classy

http://twitter.com/ZacEllis/status/555448738714779648

Classiest press release I've read in sport.

Mariota is about as smart as Jake. Who I like. So F you. But neither of them are going to win any genius awards any time soon.

Dude has a General Science degree. They just don't hand those out to anybody.

Yep, total BS major, right up there with Swahili.

http://gensci.uoregon.edu/general-science-checksheet/

HuskyJW

AZDuck said:

HuskyJW said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

HuskyJW said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Classy

http://twitter.com/ZacEllis/status/555448738714779648

Classiest press release I've read in sport.

Mariota is about as smart as Jake. Who I like. So F you. But neither of them are going to win any genius awards any time soon.

Dude has a General Science degree. They just don't hand those out to anybody.

Yep, total BS major, right up there with Swahili.

http://gensci.uoregon.edu/general-science-checksheet/

I know you are being sarcastic but I was not.

AZDuck

*sarkastic

Cuogar_Gold

AZDuck said:

HuskyJW said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

HuskyJW said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Classy

http://twitter.com/ZacEllis/status/555448738714779648

Classiest press release I've read in sport.

Mariota is about as smart as Jake. Who I like. So F you. But neither of them are going to win any genius awards any time soon.

Dude has a General Science degree. They just don't hand those out to anybody.

Yep, total BS major, right up there with Swahili.

http://gensci.uoregon.edu/general-science-checksheet/

Well, I know I'm impressed with those "CIS" classes you have to take. For his final, did Mariota have to print "LOVE MY DUCKS" instead of "hello world!"?

I must admit though, as a former meth head from Springfield, I flunked out of this nose-to-the-grindstone school:

http://music.uoregon.edu/areas-study/scholarly-areas/music-theory

Then I transferred to Lane Community College and finally got a job.