An illuminating post about overpaid, underachiever Jim Harbog (stolen from a USC site)
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My grandma had a zenith
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2009oregonblitzkrieg said:
Here's some more perspective. Steve Sarkisian took over a UW program that was Owen 12.DerekJohnson said:TL; DR
But here's some perspective:
Shaw, Kelly and Helfrich took over programs that were winners. Harbaugh took over a Stanford team that was 1-11.
Sark 14
Harbaugh 34
2010
Harbaugh 41
Sark 0
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What the shit is this crap?
So, he turned around the worst college program in the country in three years, then went to the NFL and summarily went to the NFC championship game or Super Bowl every year save for one.
Yeah, it's probably just Andrew Luck and his DC at the 9ers.
As a result of this paost, you should be required to fuck yourself with a chainsaw and eat the shit of a 50 year old guy in Spanaway whose only food comes from 7-11 for two weeks. -
Quote of the year.Dennis_DeYoung said:What the shit is this crap?
So, he turned around the worst college program in the country in three years, then went to the NFL and summarily went to the NFC championship game or Super Bowl every year save for one.
Yeah, it's probably just Andrew Luck and his DC at the 9ers.
As a result of this paost, you should be required to fuck yourself with a chainsaw and eat the shit of a 50 year old guy in Spanaway whose only food comes from 7-11 for two weeks. -
topdawgnc said:
Non PLSS quote of the year.Dennis_DeYoung said:What the shit is this crap?
So, he turned around the worst college program in the country in three years, then went to the NFL and summarily went to the NFC championship game or Super Bowl every year save for one.
Yeah, it's probably just Andrew Luck and his DC at the 9ers.
As a result of this paost, you should be required to fuck yourself with a chainsaw and eat the shit of a 50 year old guy in Spanaway whose only food comes from 7-11 for two weeks. -
If he were, I'd love your asshole.HuskyHalfBrain said:I'll still take Harbaugh over just about anybody in the country.
The guy's an asshole but if he wins like he does, I want him to be our asshole. -
I can never tell if OBK is serious or trolling because he is that FS.
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Abundance.
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Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.
Projecting ahead:
Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home. -
I hope OZONE is piloting Oregon's nike Jet and does his best landing job upside down in the rio grande.oregonblitzkrieg said:Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Case closed.
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Holy fucking quook.oregonblitzkrieg said:Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.
Projecting ahead:
Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home. -
You are Section14afuckingretarded if you actually think Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4.oregonblitzkrieg said:Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.
Projecting ahead:
Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home.
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We'll see. Chances are Harborg will flee when that program starts going downhill, just like he fled the 49'ers. 49'ers went 8-8. You're riding his dick why?dnc said:
You are Section14afuckingretarded if you actually think Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4.oregonblitzkrieg said:Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.
Projecting ahead:
Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home. -
Stanford wasn't going downhill. And taking a massive raise and promotion to the NFL isn't exactly "fleeing" Other than that, brilliant analysis.oregonblitzkrieg said:
We'll see. Chances are Harborg will flee when that program starts going dowhill, just like he fled Stanford and now the 49'ers.dnc said:
You are Section14afuckingretarded if you actually think Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4.oregonblitzkrieg said:Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.
Projecting ahead:
Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home. -
Still waiting for an explanation of why the 49'ers went from good in year 1 of Jimmy's tenure to complete shit in year 4, and why that makes him a good coach. Oh wait, losing the Super Bowl counts for something, right? Just like never winning a PAC 10 championship automatically makes you one of the conference greats. Because we remember every team that lost the big game as time passes.
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They weren't good before he took over. He made them good in year 1.oregonblitzkrieg said:Still waiting for an explanation of why the 49'ers went from good in year 1 of Jimmy's tenure to complete shit in year 4, and why that makes him a good coach. Oh wait, losing the Super Bowl counts for something, right? Because we remember every team that lost the big game as time passes.
And a coach whose good enough to lose the Super Bowel is going to be a damn good college coach. Which, wouldn't you know it, his college track record demonstrates.
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I'll help you out here because you seem unable to understand. 6 games a year against the NFC West >>> Big Ten conference slate, and it isn't even close. That Stanford won two conference titles after he left just shows the level that the program had reached. I'm not going to speculate how the yearly battles with Ohio State will go, as it may take a year or two to ramp shit up; but Michigan still has a lot of talent and it's fucking stupid to think Harbs won't get them back to the top.oregonblitzkrieg said:
We'll see. Chances are Harborg will flee when that program starts going dowhill, just like he fled the 49'ers. 49'ers went 8-8. You're riding his dick why?dnc said:
You are Section14afuckingretarded if you actually think Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4.oregonblitzkrieg said:Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.
Projecting ahead:
Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home.
Why you've got your cunt in a bunch over this is anyone's guess--whether it has to do with Hookery or Quookery--but either way it's ducking embarrassing. -
You are retarded. So the same team Shaw coached a Fiesta Bowl with and Andrew Luck quarterbacked would have only won 6 games under Harbaugh? PLSS could have coached that team to 9 wins without meds.oregonblitzkrieg said:Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.
Projecting ahead:
Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home.
You know you're wrong, and now you're grasping at straws to try and save face, but all you're doing is digging yourself a canyon.
Are you trying to create an argument that David Shaw saved the Stanford program? -
Jesus.
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Not every good coach succeeds in the NFL on their first go. It's like the upper echelon or something.
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Nice to see OBK has been embarrassing himself here all day. Nothing has changed. Purp was right.
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Please explain to me how a college coach takes a program from shit to greatness back to shit in only four years?oregonblitzkrieg said:
We'll see. Chances are Harborg will flee when that program starts going downhill, just like he fled the 49'ers. 49'ers went 8-8. You're riding his dick why?dnc said:
You are Section14afuckingretarded if you actually think Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4.oregonblitzkrieg said:Harbog 1st year: 13-3. Harbog 4th year: 8-8. 1 NFC Championship, 2 Lost NFC Championships, 1 Lost Super Bowl. Eerily similar to his PAC record. 1 BCS Bowl win. 1 Sunbowl loss. 0 Conference Championships. No National Title Game appearances.
Projecting ahead:
Michigan wins 8 games in his first season, plays in a Who gives a fuck bowl. Michigan plays in the conference title game second season, loses to Ohio State. Michigan wins conference title game in year three but loses in the first round of the playoffs. Michigan goes 6-6 in year 4 and some other dumbfuck team hires the great coach who never brings any hardware home. -
Meyer and Dantonio will play ping pong with his ass until he's ran out of that league with his tail between his legs. Like Chip ran him out of the PAC. He knew with Chip at Oregon he'd never get close to sniffing a conference championship. Funny that his successor David Shaw got it done.
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oregonblitzkrieg said:
Meyer and Dantonio will play ping pong with his ass until he's ran out of that league with his tail between his legs. Like Chip ran him out of the PAC. He knew with Chip at Oregon he'd never get close to sniffing a conference championship. Funny that his successor David Shaw got it done.
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Under your logic, does that mean Shaw ran Chip out of the conference?oregonblitzkrieg said:Meyer and Dantonio will play ping pong with his ass until he's ran out of that league with his tail between his legs. Like Chip ran him out of the PAC. He knew with Chip at Oregon he'd never get close to sniffing a conference championship. Funny that his successor David Shaw got it done.
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Huskies don't respect Shaw even though he whips their ass every year. I have more respect for Shaw than for Harbaugh because he has a better record against Oregon, and without Luck. Shaw came into Autzen Stadium and beat Kelly. He then proceeded to eviscerate Oregon the following year in demoralizing fashion. He deserves some respect, at least from Ducks.greenblood said:
Under your logic, does that mean Shaw ran Chip out of the conference?oregonblitzkrieg said:Meyer and Dantonio will play ping pong with his ass until he's ran out of that league with his tail between his legs. Like Chip ran him out of the PAC. He knew with Chip at Oregon he'd never get close to sniffing a conference championship. Funny that his successor David Shaw got it done.
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How did Shaw 'whip UW's asses' the last two years? And Oregon boat raced him as bad as any other team they played this year, with his gifted-ass lines. It's practically his team now and he failed to come up with a power back. He sucks, Oregon doesn't need to respect him.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Huskies don't respect Shaw even though he whips their ass every year. I have more respect for Shaw than for Harbaugh because he has a better record against Oregon, and without Luck. Shaw came into Autzen Stadium and beat Kelly. He deserves some respect, at least from Ducks.greenblood said:
Under your logic, does that mean Shaw ran Chip out of the conference?oregonblitzkrieg said:Meyer and Dantonio will play ping pong with his ass until he's ran out of that league with his tail between his legs. Like Chip ran him out of the PAC. He knew with Chip at Oregon he'd never get close to sniffing a conference championship. Funny that his successor David Shaw got it done.
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Someone should find obk's parents and fuck both of them up real bad for spawning his dumb cunt.
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Getting out gained and a favorable no call in a 31-28 escape, and a 20-13 dreck this year is special. Let's not forget UW beat them in 2011. But I'm OBK and I hate facts, so I just make shit up.haie said:
How did Shaw 'whip UW's asses' the last two years? And Oregon boat raced him as bad as any other team they played this year, with his gifted-ass lines. It's practically his team now and he failed to come up with a power back. He sucks, Oregon doesn't need to respect him.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Huskies don't respect Shaw even though he whips their ass every year. I have more respect for Shaw than for Harbaugh because he has a better record against Oregon, and without Luck. Shaw came into Autzen Stadium and beat Kelly. He deserves some respect, at least from Ducks.greenblood said:
Under your logic, does that mean Shaw ran Chip out of the conference?oregonblitzkrieg said:Meyer and Dantonio will play ping pong with his ass until he's ran out of that league with his tail between his legs. Like Chip ran him out of the PAC. He knew with Chip at Oregon he'd never get close to sniffing a conference championship. Funny that his successor David Shaw got it done.
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How would any duck fan/player respect Shaw after they just beat him like he was routine pac12 dreck? How do you, as a duck fan, not think, "Okay last remnants of Harbaugh are over and so we can just boatrace this team again."?greenblood said:
Getting out gained and a favorable no call in a 31-28 escape, and a 20-13 dreck this year is special. Let's not forget UW beat them in 2011. But I'm OBK and I hate facts, so I just make shit up.haie said:
How did Shaw 'whip UW's asses' the last two years? And Oregon boat raced him as bad as any other team they played this year, with his gifted-ass lines. It's practically his team now and he failed to come up with a power back. He sucks, Oregon doesn't need to respect him.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Huskies don't respect Shaw even though he whips their ass every year. I have more respect for Shaw than for Harbaugh because he has a better record against Oregon, and without Luck. Shaw came into Autzen Stadium and beat Kelly. He deserves some respect, at least from Ducks.greenblood said:
Under your logic, does that mean Shaw ran Chip out of the conference?oregonblitzkrieg said:Meyer and Dantonio will play ping pong with his ass until he's ran out of that league with his tail between his legs. Like Chip ran him out of the PAC. He knew with Chip at Oregon he'd never get close to sniffing a conference championship. Funny that his successor David Shaw got it done.