I think Kim is gay for Johnny Durocher.

CheersWestDawg

Thoughts?

DerekJohnson

Not gay, but he reveres him greatly as a ladies man.

CheersWestDawg

Maybe Kim reveres his cock.

bananasnblondes

His exploits at Starbucks are things of legend

HillsboroDuck

CheersWestDawg said:

I think Kim is gay for Johnny Durocher.

$75,000

TierbsHsotBoobs

The subject line is three words too long.

CheersWestDawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

The subject line is three words too long.

I knew you'd go there. Still...YKYR.

HillsboroDuck

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

The subject line is three words too long.

The first five words were consensual.

RoadDawg55

Back in 2005 when Stanback was struggling, Kim was hyping Durocher and saying he was a good QB. Being gay for him has to be the explanation.

HeretoBeatmyChest

Yep, Kim has been all over this guys sack for years and years. What the fuck did he do exactly?

TheKobeStopper

Johny DuRight!

RaccoonHarry

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

Yep, Kim has been all over this guys sack for years and years. What the fuck did he do exactly?

When Johnny D departed Eugene (i.e. left in a huff because he was never gonna see the field due to his, at best, D-III talent) he was reputed to have burned all his Oregon gear. Hearing that Kim immediately ejaculated and has been stalking JD ever since.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Kim has been closing his eyes, stroking and shooting over Johnny since JD played here. It got to the point where it was downright creepy. where you been?

greenblood

Causation:

Durocher thinks he's too good for Oregon, leaves for Washington.

Thus

Washington > Oregon

Simple Doog logic

CuntWaffle

Kim's gay? So these stories of bananas, blondes, and HAWT interns were just fairy tales?

I might just have to LEAVE!

section8

CuntWaffle said:

Kim's gay? So these stories of bananas, blondes, and HAWT interns were just fairy tales?

I might just have to LEAVE!

No, they're all true. He just never specified that the hot blonde and intern were guys

Fecal_Matter

He's also gay for Will Conroy.