Dear Diary

AZDuck

The flu fucking sucks.

I'm literally spending New Year's Eve in my mother-in-law's basement with a bottle of purple drank and college football.

So, could be worse.

H_D

I thought you were on a foreign beach drinking mai tais and bangin' sluuts.

Did you get the AIDS?

UWerentThereMan

sjd

It's hard to get a boner under those circumstances. LIPO

AZDuck

I was in Puerto Rico (note: not foreign) with a bunch of jooz.

Then I made the mistake of getting on a airplane headed for fucking Minnesota.

It's really cold here

H_D

AZDuck said:

I was in Puerto Rico (note: not foreign) with a bunch of jooz.

Then I made the mistake of getting on a airplane headed for fucking Minnesota.

It's really cold here

So.... AIDS?

HIV/AIDS in Puerto Rico: 2008-2010

HuskyInAZ

AZDuck said:

The flu fucking sucks.

I'm literally spending New Year's Eve in my mother-in-law's basement with a bottle of purple drank and college football.

So, could be worse.

Is your MIL hot?

TheChart

H_D said:

AZDuck said:

I was in Puerto Rico (note: not foreign) with a bunch of jooz.

Then I made the mistake of getting on a airplane headed for fucking Minnesota.

It's really cold here

So.... AIDS?

HIV/AIDS in Puerto Rico: 2008-2010

BRB, JO...with protection, because of all the AIDS.

AZDuck

That's a lot of HIV in the PR. I think I just have the regular flu, which apparently they also have a lot of in the PR...

http://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/summary.htm

RoadDawg55

AZDuck said:

The flu fucking sucks.

I'm literally spending New Year's Eve in my mother-in-law's basement with a bottle of purple drank and college football.

So, could be worse.

You're not going to the game tomorrow?

UWerentThereMan

AZDuck

UWerentThereMan said:

BRB, JO

SpoonieLuv

Pro tip for dealing with the flu. Go to your MD and complain about your back. Accept gift bag of Vicodin. Ride it out. On vicodin.

AZDuck

SpoonieLuv said:

Pro tip for dealing with the flu. Go to your MD and complain about your back. Accept gift bag of Vicodin. Ride it out. On vicodin.

This is an excellent suggestioon.

dtd

AZDuck said:

The flu fucking sucks.

I'm literally spending New Year's Eve in my mother-in-law's basement with a bottle of purple drank and college football.

So, could be worse.

love a good tussin'

AZDuck

They have ads in Minnesota about ice fishing.

FYFMFE

DeepSeaZ

Are sweatpants just assumed these days?

AZDuck

Oh yes, sweatpants. Of course

bananasnblondes

From my travels in Zimbabwe I learned that the only way to cure AIDS is to have sex with a virgin. It works every time.

H_D

AZDuck said:

They have aids in Minnesota about ice fishing.

FYFMFE

Crisped

GrundleStiltzkin

DeepSeaZ said:

Are sweatpants just assumed these days?

New hear?