Zach Banner loses his coach

bananasnblondes

USC O Line coach Bev-Mo going with Harbaugh to Michigan. How much money will Sark throw at Klemm this time?

H_D

Someone is waiting by their phone now.

AtomicPiss

H_D said:

Someone is waiting by their phone now.

You don't want to see him when he's mad!!1!!

bananasnblondes

I imagine Sark's conversation with Coz after he took the USC job was similar to Michael Corleone's last conversation with Abe Vigota's character in the Godfather.

"Can't you bring me along...for old time's sake?"
"Sorry Dan"
Sark stands up, pats Coz on the back and leaves.

AtomicPiss

bananasnblondes said:

I imagine Sark's conversation with Coz after he took the USC job was similar to Michael Corleone's last conversation with Abe Vigota's character in the Godfather.

"Can't you bring me along...for old time's sake?"
"Sorry Dan"
Sark stands up, pats Coz on the back and leaves.

YBE

SpoonieLuv

If we are going to start bashing BevMo. I'm OUT!

AtomicPiss

except I don't think Sark's henchmen executed Coz.

H_D

bananasnblondes said:

I imagine Sark's conversation with Coz after he took the USC job was similar to Michael Corleone's last conversation with Abe Vigota's character in the Godfather.

"Can't you bring me along...for old time's sake?"
"Sorry Dan"
Sark stands up, pats Coz on the back and leaves.

Over the PA:

"Hey dude-brahs, I'm going to my dream job so...PEACE!
The following coaches are not coming with me:
- Jordan Papa..papa..papa-no
- Dan Cozzetto

That is all.

GrundleStiltzkin

DerekJohnson said:

except I don't think Sark's henchmen executed Coz.

I'm hearing he's been sent ahead to Las Vegas. Just what I'm hearing, I haven't seen him.

HuskyHalfBrain

I blame Coz's and his shitty cupcakes.

topdawgnc

bananasnblondes said:

I imagine Sark's conversation with Coz after he took the USC job was similar to Michael Corleone's last conversation with Abe Vigota's character in the Godfather.

"Can't you bring me along...for old time's sake?"
"Sorry Dan"
Sark stands up, pats Coz on the back and leaves.

You give Sark too much credit.

I bet he made Pool Boy break the news.

Dennis_DeYoung

Supposedly Sark never told the D staff they were fired. They just heard it through the media. Because Joel Thomas was close with Holt (both Idaho guys), he left ASAP following that incident.

H_D

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Supposedly Sark never told the D staff they were fired. They just heard it through the media. Because Joel Thomas was close with Holt (both Idaho guys), he left ASAP following that incident.

topdawgnc

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Supposedly Sark never told the D staff they were fired. They just heard it through the media. Because Joel Thomas was close with Holt (both Idaho guys), he left ASAP following that incident.

Are you saying Sark used Kim Grinolds as his terminator?

LoneStarDawg

topdawgnc said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Supposedly Sark never told the D staff they were fired. They just heard it through the media. Because Joel Thomas was close with Holt (both Idaho guys), he left ASAP following that incident.

Are you saying Sark used Kim Grinolds as his terminator bad news messenger bitch?

Meek

brchco12 said:

topdawgnc said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Supposedly Sark never told the D staff they were fired. They just heard it through the media. Because Joel Thomas was close with Holt (both Idaho guys), he left ASAP following that incident.

Are you saying Sark used Kim Grinolds as his premium content to coaches not quite in Sark's inner circle bad news messenger bitch?