Get one of those old style wax on paper milk cartons (empty it) -- the bigger the better, cut off the top, put a bottle of vodka in it, then fill the space between the vodka bottle and the carton with water, and put in freezer until you have a block of ice frozen over the bottle of vodka (the vodka won't freeze, it just gets thicker). Remove the carton packaging -- and walk around at the party just drinking from a bottle of vodka with a big block of ice frozen around it.
If you plan ahead you could also add food coloring and sparkles to the water before freezing it.
That should be cool enough to impress the kind of chics that party in Vancouver.
Develop a relationship with prostitutes so they let you bareback them for free then pop off.
What the fuck is the point of getting a prostitute if you still have to "develop a relationship" with her? The entire point of hiring a hooker is that you don't need a relationship.
Unless you are one of those guys that hires them because its the only way you can get laid, in which case, you have my sympathy.
Develop a relationship with prostitutes so they let you bareback them for free then pop off.
What the fuck is the point of getting a prostitute if you still have to "develop a relationship" with her? The entire point of hiring a hooker is that you don't need a relationship.
Unless you are one of those guys that hires them because its the only way you can get laid, in which case, you have my sympathy.
I think sharing your coke is equivalent to "developing a relationship".
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If you plan ahead you could also add food coloring and sparkles to the water before freezing it.
That should be cool enough to impress the kind of chics that party in Vancouver.
Be careful out there.
Unless you are one of those guys that hires them because its the only way you can get laid, in which case, you have my sympathy.
Absolut vodka (oriental apple)
Tanqueray Rangpur rum
Johnny Walker black
Tequila silver
CB Brandy
Hefeweizen
High roller, I know.