OFFICIAL: Winston versus Mariota thread

RaceBannon

One is a warrior in the film room
The other gets by on natural talent

One is the kind of guy you'd want your daughter to marry
The other is the kind of guy you'd shoot on site if he got anywhere near your daughter

One has intangibles
The other needs to spend more time in the film room

One is a Tom Brady type
The other is more of a Mike Vick type

One does it the right way in a classy manner
The other will fuck you right in the pussy

One is a national champion
The other is an Alamo Bowl champion

AZDuck

Why oh why do you hate the Fiesta Bowl?

creepycoug

This is by far YWE.

PostGameOrangeSlices

I'd take Lundquist

PurpleJ

#RaceCulture

RaceBannon

#JameisHandsAreUp

creepycoug

Fuck her between the crab legs!

#raysiss

BallSacked

NYBE

Rapeculturedawg

Which side does a supporter of #rapeculture root for??

abundance?

HuskyJW

When did Jameis ever hit an old man with snowballs?

oregonblitzkrieg

I suspect there will be lots of butthurt on this bored if Oregon beats FSU and Alabama succumbs to the prowess of the bucknuts.

AZDuck

oregonblitzkrieg said:

I suspect there will be lots of butthurt on this bored if Oregon beats FSU and Alabama succumbs to the prowess of the bucknuts.

Gonna be really weird rooting for Ohio State

creepycoug

HuskyJW said:

When did Jameis ever hit an old man with snowballs?

Good point. I think I'm going 180 on this Winston/Mariota thing.

RaceBannon

oregonblitzkrieg said:

I suspect there will be lots of butthurt on this bored if Oregon beats FSU and Alabama succumbs to the prowess of the bucknuts.

More so if Bama loses. I always root for Pac 12 teams. I'm classy like that

oregonblitzkrieg

RaceBannon said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

I suspect there will be lots of butthurt on this bored if Oregon beats FSU and Alabama succumbs to the prowess of the bucknuts.

More so if Bama loses. I always root for Pac 12 teams. I'm classy like that

That's a classy thing to do. Oregon victories are always good for the PAC 12.

Doogles

I'm calling for tOSU to win it all. Them or Oregon. I fully expect that to be the title game. I just feel like Bama is vulnerable enough for Urban to exploit and Oregon will either win like they should or choke like they do and I won't give a shit.

AZDuck

Doogles said:

I'm calling for tOSU to win it all. Them or Oregon. I fully expect that to be the title game. I just feel like Bama is vulnerable enough for Urban to exploit and Oregon will either win like they should or choke like they do and I won't give a shit.

That's one of the most fair-minded things I've read on this bored

RaceBannon

Ohio State has a great deep passing game. Read that today. Bama krypton. Could be interesting.

FSU will win it all looking bad doing it. I'm sticking with that

creepycoug

RaceBannon said:

Ohio State has a great deep passing game. Read that today. Bama krypton. Could be interesting.

FSU will win it all looking bad doing it. I'm sticking with that

FSU will win it all, unless they don't.

Squinty will be serving 10 to 20 for fucking someone in the pussy w/o her express consent and won't even make it to the parade.

AZDuck

Oregon is one of the most opportunistic secondaries in the country, Winston is very turnover-prone. I think if we get one or two picks in the first half it could get ugly. If not, it will be a close game

creepycoug

AZDuck said:

Oregon is one of the most opportunistic secondaries in the country, Winston is very turnover-prone. I think if we get one or two picks in the first half it could get ugly. If not, it will be a close game

This is partially why I posted to Race that Oregon being able to pull out of their ass some way to stop or slow down the FSU running game is key. You'd rather take your chances with squinty in the air than Cook running it down your throat all night long. WIth the former, something good COULD happen. With the latter, it is almost certain it won't.