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A few cogent reasons why a Duck National Championship is good for the Washington Huskies

oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
edited December 2014 in Hardcore Husky Board
1). Because it's better than USC adding another one to their collection.

2). You can tell your kids and grandkids that you were plungered for 11+ straight years by a legendary duck team that beat FSU and Bama in the playoffs, instead of just by that school to the south that took 90 some years to win a second Rose Bowl.

3). Due to our close geographical proximity, you can snipe potential lower/mid range duck recruits like Buddah Baker that are attracted to Duck success but not quite good enough to start in Eugene.

4). If you win more than 6 games in a season and manage to get ranked, you might just make another game day appearance when Oregon comes to town. But even if you fail to make a game day appearance, at least you won't have to deal with the flag waving cuogs that show up at all those nationally televised Oregon games.

5). Duck fans will be more inclined to pump your gas with a smile.

6). You can hop on the bandwagon and be like the Oregon version of a 12.

7). The Pacific Northwest will no longer have the dubious distinction of having only half a Natty.

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Comments

  • phineasphineas Member Posts: 4,732
    Keep it up and i'll take away your twelves credentials duck
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,814

    1). Because it's better than USC adding another one to their collection.

    2). You can tell your kids and grandkids that you were plungered for 11+ straight years by a legendary duck team that beat FSU and Bama in the playoffs, instead of just by that school to the south that took 90 some years to win a second Rose Bowl.

    3). Due to our close geographical proximity, you can snipe potential lower/mid range duck recruits like Buddah Baker that are attracted to Duck success but not quite good enough to start in Eugene.

    4). If you win more than 6 games in a season and manage to get ranked, you might just make another game day appearance when Oregon comes to town. But even if you fail to make a game day appearance, at least you won't have to deal with the flag waving cuogs that show up at all those nationally televised Oregon games.

    5). Duck fans will be more inclined to pump your gas with a smile.

    6). You can hop on the bandwagon and be like the Oregon version of a 12.

    7). The Pacific Northwest will no longer have the dubious distinction of having only half a Natty.

    image

    No one wants to be like you.

    Hope that helps.
  • CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Go fuck yourself
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,557 Founders Club
    I want you guys to beat FSU so I can watch your fans quook it up for a week about wanting Bama.

    Too bad you won't beat FSU.
  • TTJTTJ Member Posts: 4,823

    1). Because it's better than USC adding another one to their collection.

    2). You can tell your kids and grandkids that you were plungered for 11+ straight years by a legendary duck team that beat FSU and Bama in the playoffs, instead of just by that school to the south that took 90 some years to win a second Rose Bowl.

    3). Due to our close geographical proximity, you can snipe potential lower/mid range duck recruits like Buddah Baker that are attracted to Duck success but not quite good enough to start in Eugene.

    4). If you win more than 6 games in a season and manage to get ranked, you might just make another game day appearance when Oregon comes to town. But even if you fail to make a game day appearance, at least you won't have to deal with the flag waving cuogs that show up at all those nationally televised Oregon games.

    5). Duck fans will be more inclined to pump your gas with a smile.

    6). You can hop on the bandwagon and be like the Oregon version of a 12.

    7). The Pacific Northwest will no longer have the dubious distinction of having only half a Natty.

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  • mobeymobey Member Posts: 3,254
    I got a grand straight up that you won't win the NC.

    Stoopid fucking Duck fan - straight up.

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