Holiday Reading

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DJ has some competition.
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Big Lo can get full blown AIDs and die in the nearest fire ASAP.
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Get your book reviewed by Lee Corso and then pop off.
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What the fuck does that guy have to say or share? Here's an alleged summary: Fat guy living in mom's basement wins lottery. Also loves Seattle sports. Fuck, might be a HHB.
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If I ever get around to starting the ISIS chapter of Seahawk fans this guy is our #1 target.
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Please no calls for genocide. Try to keep it civil.
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His name is Lorin.
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Perfect farking opportunity for @monroecougdad
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Fuck.
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If any of you fucktards buys this book, text me.
Because I'm going to buy the gasoline and matches for you and let you go to work. -
As long as they're including nicknames on the cover; Chris "Cum Dumpster" Egan
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U nailed it except he didn't win the lotto and he lives with his dad.DeepSeaZ said:What the fuck does that guy have to say or share? Here's an alleged summary: Fat guy living in mom's basement wins lottery. Also loves Seattle sports. Fuck, might be a HHB.
Source an old espn article from 08 where Seattle sports were so bad ESPN ran a cover story on him and his pathetic/glorious existence.
Clay Bennett even gave him a couple g's toward a surgery on a cyst during the sonics fiasco -
Here is the cliff notes version for free: http://seattletimes.com/html/sports/2002158448_biglo23x.html
You can all thank me for saving you $3 -
Yea so we should feel bad for an extremely lazy fat guy because he loves sports and shovels snow for players vehicles?
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He's beginning to look like a middle aged lesbian.
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He wins the "lottery" aka 800k minus taxes and a split with his family. Buys a cheap vehicle and pays bills he hasn't paid from not having a job, then has to spend the rest on a surgery caused by his extreme obesity due to food addiction and alcoholism.MrsPetersen said:Here is the cliff notes version for free: http://seattletimes.com/html/sports/2002158448_biglo23x.html
You can all thank me for saving you $3
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I fuck with you 12s by saying you're the worst, but if this book sells a single copy, you might actually truly be the fucking worst fans of all time.
Seriously, the website says:This is the story of Big Lo, Seattle Super Fan. You’ve seen him in the stands, cheering our teams, and like all of us, thrilled in victory and faithful in defeat. You’ll be surprised to find out:
Oh yes, let my child learn from this guy.
• Character, and how you and your children can build it
I mean, all fanbases have annoying fans. Redskins fans suck. The Hogettes were a pain in the ass. When my father in law had season tickets we sat near them, and they were annoying. But those MFers used their "fame" as fans to raise money for charity. Supposedly 100 million towards charity. Chief Zee might dress up in Native American headgear but I don't think he ever tried to write a book about being a fan.
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He probably got cut from the biggest loser because he was too much of a risk in some way…or they realized he was a lazy fuck.
Sorry to say but if the guy wasn't such a loser he would use his fame to get someone to train him for free. Seriously. If he lost a bunch of weight, got in shape he could be a great motivational speaker and have a little career out of it. He'd be a sports fan that actually achieved something and turned his life around. Instead now he's a sports fan people are supposed to feel sorry for. -
Fucking pathetic. Seattle's biggest fan. Literally. When I worked for the Sonics, Ray Allen used to buy his season tickets.
Why is that a cause for celebration? -
I'm gonna throw on my brand new sweater and read cover to cover!
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The guy tracks the plane home to tell people when the Seahawks arrive back at SeaTac?
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He's the same guy that took this photo:HuskyJW said:The guy tracks the plane home to tell people when the Seahawks arrive back at SeaTac?
Wow...just wow. -
Please tell me that's not real.H_D said:I'm gonna throw on my brand new sweater and read cover to cover!
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Oh, it is real.
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Who doesn't?HuskyJW said:The guy tracks the plane home to tell people when the Seahawks arrive back at SeaTac?
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And they're SPECTACULARMisterEm said:Oh, it is real.
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Someone asked me the other day when I was going to get the 2014 NFC West Champions hat and it dawned on me that I wasn't even planning on it. Why? Because why own a division champ hat when I can have the conference and SB champ hat?
Wow. How far this bald head has come over the years.
Presumptuous much? This is what a Super Bowl Championship does to me, especially now that we looked poised to repeat. In years past I would jump all over any division champ gear because that usually was the pinnacle of our achievements, and even those were fairly rare. -
I guarantee you the NFC West Champs means nothing to this team. Even though it is arguably the toughest division still in the NFL.
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Downvoted for ever spending money on something commemorating winning a four team division.SteveInShelton said:Someone asked me the other day when I was going to get the 2014 NFC West Champions hat and it dawned on me that I wasn't even planning on it. Why? Because why own a division champ hat when I can have the conference and SB champ hat?
Wow. How far this bald head has come over the years.
Presumptuous much? This is what a Super Bowl Championship does to me, especially now that we looked poised to repeat. In years past I would jump all over any division champ gear because that usually was the pinnacle of our achievements, and even those were fairly rare.
Make that shit yourself or don't wear it at all.