Holiday Reading

HeretoBeatmyChest

http://biglo.merrellpublishing.com

Doogles

DJ has some competition.

Wouldn't be surprised to see this thread go poof in 3...2...1...

ThomasFremont

Big Lo can get full blown AIDs and die in the nearest fire ASAP.

DerekJohnson

Get your book reviewed by Lee Corso and then pop off.

DeepSeaZ

What the fuck does that guy have to say or share? Here's an alleged summary: Fat guy living in mom's basement wins lottery. Also loves Seattle sports. Fuck, might be a HHB.

CuntWaffle

If I ever get around to starting the ISIS chapter of Seahawk fans this guy is our #1 target.

PurpleJ

Please no calls for genocide. Try to keep it civil.

dnc

His name is Lorin.

"lol"

PurpleJ

Perfect farking opportunity for @monroecougdad‌

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Fuck.

CheersWestDawg

If any of you fucktards buys this book, text me.

Because I'm going to buy the gasoline and matches for you and let you go to work.

SpoonieLuv

As long as they're including nicknames on the cover; Chris "Cum Dumpster" Egan

UWerentThereMan

DeepSeaZ said:

What the fuck does that guy have to say or share? Here's an alleged summary: Fat guy living in mom's basement wins lottery. Also loves Seattle sports. Fuck, might be a HHB.

U nailed it except he didn't win the lotto and he lives with his dad.
Source an old espn article from 08 where Seattle sports were so bad ESPN ran a cover story on him and his pathetic/glorious existence.

Clay Bennett even gave him a couple g's toward a surgery on a cyst during the sonics fiasco

MrsPetersen

Here is the cliff notes version for free: http://seattletimes.com/html/sports/2002158448_biglo23x.html

You can all thank me for saving you $3

CuntWaffle

Yea so we should feel bad for an extremely lazy fat guy because he loves sports and shovels snow for players vehicles?

Ok.

UWhuskytskeet

He's beginning to look like a middle aged lesbian.

CuntWaffle

MrsPetersen said:

Here is the cliff notes version for free: http://seattletimes.com/html/sports/2002158448_biglo23x.html

You can all thank me for saving you $3

He wins the "lottery" aka 800k minus taxes and a split with his family. Buys a cheap vehicle and pays bills he hasn't paid from not having a job, then has to spend the rest on a surgery caused by his extreme obesity due to food addiction and alcoholism.

This is a story?

whlinder

I fuck with you 12s by saying you're the worst, but if this book sells a single copy, you might actually truly be the fucking worst fans of all time.

Seriously, the website says:

This is the story of Big Lo, Seattle Super Fan. You’ve seen him in the stands, cheering our teams, and like all of us, thrilled in victory and faithful in defeat. You’ll be surprised to find out:

• Character, and how you and your children can build it

Oh yes, let my child learn from this guy.

I mean, all fanbases have annoying fans. Redskins fans suck. The Hogettes were a pain in the ass. When my father in law had season tickets we sat near them, and they were annoying. But those MFers used their "fame" as fans to raise money for charity. Supposedly 100 million towards charity. Chief Zee might dress up in Native American headgear but I don't think he ever tried to write a book about being a fan.

Where does the money from this book go? To pay his grocery bill?

HeretoBeatmyChest

He probably got cut from the biggest loser because he was too much of a risk in some way…or they realized he was a lazy fuck.

Sorry to say but if the guy wasn't such a loser he would use his fame to get someone to train him for free. Seriously. If he lost a bunch of weight, got in shape he could be a great motivational speaker and have a little career out of it. He'd be a sports fan that actually achieved something and turned his life around. Instead now he's a sports fan people are supposed to feel sorry for.

DugtheDoog

Fucking pathetic. Seattle's biggest fan. Literally. When I worked for the Sonics, Ray Allen used to buy his season tickets.

Why is that a cause for celebration?

H_D

I'm gonna throw on my brand new sweater and read cover to cover!