If Hitler Played Here in 2014...

H_D

Would Peterman keep him inline or would Adolf prove to be "too edgy"? I imagine strangling the assistant coaches would happen on the reg.

WilburHooksHands

I'd just like to welcome all you Pokes to Hardcore Husky.

GrundleStiltzkin

They would have needed to retain Coach Schlieffen, he really helped out kids like Hitler.

H_D

GrundleStiltzkin said:

They would have needed to retain Coach Schlieffen, he really helped out kids like Hitler.

So Hitler's parents would have received something like this filled with money?



Aledgedly.

AtomicPiss

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AZDuck

You're thinking of Hindenburg. Once Hindenburg left the Nazi program you had a lot of instability among the assistants like Ernst Roehm and Heinrich Himmler, and Rudolf Hess went to England without a contract. You could really tell that staff cohesion had gone to shit. Mind you, Goering was still a beast in the weight room, but still...

GrundleStiltzkin

Überfluss

MikeDamone

WilburHooksHands said:

I'd just like to welcome all you Pokes to Hardcore Husky.

Those uptight fucksticks won't post here.

H_D

AZDuck said:

You're thinking of Hindenburg. Once Hindenburg left the Nazi program you had a lot of instability among the assistants like Ernst Roehm and Heinrich Himmler, and Rudolf Hess went to England without a contract. You could really tell that staff cohesion had gone to shit. Mind you, Goering was still a beast in the weight room, but still...

... The only thing I care about is which one could hit the goal poast crossbar from the 35 yard line and organize a wiener schnitzel dog race.

#GermanSpringOffensive

Muttzen

Hitler would have recruited scooby wright. Just sayin.

GrundleStiltzkin

MikeDamone said:

WilburHooksHands said:

I'd just like to welcome all you Pokes to Hardcore Husky.

Those uptight fucksticks won't post here.

We are not allowed to call names here.

GrundleStiltzkin

Muttzen said:

Hitler would have conscripted scooby wright. Just sayin.

H_D

Muttzen said:

Hitler would have recruited scooby wright. Just sayin.

Nein!!! Ze blood is not pure! You do not have enough starz for ze team!! This iz not ze SwissAlp West Conference!

AZDuck

The Nazi coaches certainly did pay a lot of attention to bloodlines and had their own preferred recruiting hotbeds (Nuremberg Poly, Manstein Prep, Northern European countries with a lot of whiteys)

Muttzen

This list would come in handy.

1) Scrappy
2) High motor
3) Gamer
4) Sneaky athletic
5) Gritty
6) Winner
7) High ___ IQ
8) Good fundamentals
9) Plays the game the right way
10) Lunch pail guy
11) Heady and/or cerebral
12) Deceptive speed
13) Gym rat
14) Intangibles
15) Gets the most out of his abilities
16) Has a lot of heart
17) Grinder
18) Out-hustles
19) Someone you’d love your daughter to date
20) David Eckstein
21) Wes Welker type
22) Coach's son
23) Faster than he appears

http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/your-white-guy-code-word-power-rankings.html

AtomicPiss

Hitler's fav player was Arian Foster?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Dorks reden über American Football am Freitag Abend im Keller ihrer Mutter.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Nichts geändert bei mir. Wir sind gerade Anruf von FRANNY vor 5 Minuten und sagte mir, ich war zu zeigen, bis inMaltby. Wenn Vater hat Sachen zu tun haben ihn mit Ihnen zu verlassen. Ich muss Anna nimm mich und Papa mit Ihnen zu verlassen. Ich würde es vorziehen u und Papa zusammen zu verlassen. Ich werde Anna fragen. Sollte kein Problem sein. Wenn sie nicht ich werde Sie wissen lassen

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

This thread delivers.

AZDuck

Nazi threads always do

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

AZDuck said:

Nazi threads always do

For an ACTUAL Duck, you're very insightful.