PM to SpoonieLuv / OFFICIAL Cactus Porn Thread

H_D

It's like your wildest dream has come true. UW is playing in the Cactus Bowel and you get to spend the next month sharing your impressive cactus porn phallus collection.

Feel free to poast your pics here.

H_D

I'll start:

SonnyShackelford

@H_D‌ do you happen to have that in 1080p?

AtomicDawg

H_D said:

I'll start:

Fetters?

H_D

AtomicDawg said:

H_D said:

I'll start:

Fetters?

Maybe 10 years, and 1000 nacho plates ago.

SpoonieLuv

Where have I been?

SpoonieLuv

H_D

Muttzen

SpoonieLuv

SpoonieLuv

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

H_D said:

Is this the cactus porn version of Blue Waffle?

H_D

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

H_D said:

Is this the cactus porn version of Blue Waffle?

Your eyes are as good as mine @GrandpaSankey‌

AZDuck

Jesus

PurpleJ

Note to self: Don't ever google image search cactus porn.

H_D

PurpleJ said:

Note to self: Don't ever google image search cactus porn.

From Urban Dictionary:

cactus porn
Anal, oral, or vagina insertion of a cactus.
After searching for porb you saw the link to cactus porn and were intrigued by the actual meaning.

H_D

AZDuck said:

Jesus

sez the guy with an avatar of a penis wearing a bowtie and tophat while drinking a martini and partying like it's 1999.

PurpleJ

H_D said:

PurpleJ said:

Note to self: Don't ever google image search cactus porn.

From Urban Dictionary:

cactus porn
Anal, oral, or vagina insertion of a cactus.
After searching for porb you saw the link to cactus porn and were intrigued by the actual meaning.

Dear diary,


Today I saw a woman being penetrated by a cactus.


Now fuck off diary!

Bad_MotherDucker

Muttzen said:

Double G - Gumby & Goatse

GrandpaSankey

H_D said:

brb, jo




















Why did you think I went blind in the first place, fuckos?