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creepycoug
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a/k/a, the Harvard of the West, I came across this on social media (yeah, fuck you too):
Lauren Ikenn Arizona
I'm convinced that every college student thinks that their school is the "best school in the United States". While that may be the case, the truth is that if you don't go to the University of Arizona and you still think that your school is the best, you're 100% wrong.
While there's no question that the University of Arizona is the best school, our campus is truly one of a kind. Don't believe me? I have 18 reasons to back that claim up.
1. Your entire Snapchat and Instagram newsfeeds consist of sunset photos and pictures of the palm trees on campus with the caption "My school > yours".
2. You're used to the fact that girls wear the same amount of clothes going out as they would to the pool.
3. You've experienced the freshman 15 thanks to the fast food in the Union and highland burritos.
4. You buy a Zonazoo and you either never actually make it to a football game or never make it past the first quarter.
5. You take frequent trips to Las Vegas and Mexico like it's no big deal.
6. You don't understand why Tuesdays are a bigger night to go out than Fridays.
7. You fear for your school's Greek Life future as frat after frat continues to get kicked off campus.
8. You can take a math course online via headset (shoutout to Math 100).
9. You can bursar clothes and shoes, while telling your parents that you just bought an obscene amount of books.
10. You love Halloween because it isn't just a day...it's a week, and all girls wear is lingerie.
11. You have a day off of school before finals each semester, in which you just go out for one last hoorah and drink too much to even bother studying the next day.
12. You have to wake up at 6am to register for your classes each semester.
13. While you wait for your class options to load, the spinning wheel of defeat takes over your computer and you're not even able to successfully register half of the time.
14. Homeless people hang out in the library all the time, and you don't even think twice about it.
15. You don't understand why girls wear full makeup to the gym and spend more time looking at their reflections than actually working out.
16. If it rains or drops below 50 degrees, you freak out and skip class.
17. Your favorite season is pool party season. And it's practically year-round.
18. You already know that the line for the Chipotle on University will be longer than the line for the machines in the gym, no matter the time of day.
While our school may be one of a kind, there's no question that it's the best school in the country. Bear the f**k down, Wildcats!
Usually there is at least one clever or mildly funny thing on these lists ... something, but she's too stoopid to spell correctly, her grammar is all over the place and she clearly doesn't get irony or satire. This about captures the mentality of every kid, be it the child of a friend or one of my kids' friends, who attended either Zona skool.
I'd still tots probs hit it.
Lauren Ikenn Arizona
I'm convinced that every college student thinks that their school is the "best school in the United States". While that may be the case, the truth is that if you don't go to the University of Arizona and you still think that your school is the best, you're 100% wrong.
While there's no question that the University of Arizona is the best school, our campus is truly one of a kind. Don't believe me? I have 18 reasons to back that claim up.
1. Your entire Snapchat and Instagram newsfeeds consist of sunset photos and pictures of the palm trees on campus with the caption "My school > yours".
2. You're used to the fact that girls wear the same amount of clothes going out as they would to the pool.
3. You've experienced the freshman 15 thanks to the fast food in the Union and highland burritos.
4. You buy a Zonazoo and you either never actually make it to a football game or never make it past the first quarter.
5. You take frequent trips to Las Vegas and Mexico like it's no big deal.
6. You don't understand why Tuesdays are a bigger night to go out than Fridays.
7. You fear for your school's Greek Life future as frat after frat continues to get kicked off campus.
8. You can take a math course online via headset (shoutout to Math 100).
9. You can bursar clothes and shoes, while telling your parents that you just bought an obscene amount of books.
10. You love Halloween because it isn't just a day...it's a week, and all girls wear is lingerie.
11. You have a day off of school before finals each semester, in which you just go out for one last hoorah and drink too much to even bother studying the next day.
12. You have to wake up at 6am to register for your classes each semester.
13. While you wait for your class options to load, the spinning wheel of defeat takes over your computer and you're not even able to successfully register half of the time.
14. Homeless people hang out in the library all the time, and you don't even think twice about it.
15. You don't understand why girls wear full makeup to the gym and spend more time looking at their reflections than actually working out.
16. If it rains or drops below 50 degrees, you freak out and skip class.
17. Your favorite season is pool party season. And it's practically year-round.
18. You already know that the line for the Chipotle on University will be longer than the line for the machines in the gym, no matter the time of day.
While our school may be one of a kind, there's no question that it's the best school in the country. Bear the f**k down, Wildcats!
Usually there is at least one clever or mildly funny thing on these lists ... something, but she's too stoopid to spell correctly, her grammar is all over the place and she clearly doesn't get irony or satire. This about captures the mentality of every kid, be it the child of a friend or one of my kids' friends, who attended either Zona skool.
I'd still tots probs hit it.
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Overachieving bitch.
That's true for me at UW.
I mean seriously. This is the thing with skoolz like Arizona. They are loaded with kids who honestly belong in community college and just need to start over.
Oh well. Whatever. Not everyone can go to Middlebury.