Beyond shutting down the football program, rumor is that the Alabama trustees want to strip UAB of all undergrad programs, leaving just the Med school, because UA Tuscaloosa aggressively over expanded and needs to increase its undergrad population to pay for it.
Alabama trustees and Paul Bryant Jr., especially Paul Bryant Jr., are assholes. It's bullshit and the type of thing I'd like to believe would only happen in SEC country. But hey, I still love my Tide and #SEC, SEC SEC!!!!!! #16 on deck!!!!
Oh but the gangly uncoordinated title IX whores-on-campus get to bounce basketballs off their feet and out of bounds, the pudgy fat ass gymnasts get to bounce around the mat, and the girls soccer team gets to kick each other in the shins and cunts without interruption and on the mens' basketball coffers.
Maybe we can poach a 5-6 135lb safety off their roster. (See nigel burton for you new fish fucktards)
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Beyond shutting down the football program, rumor is that the Alabama trustees want to strip UAB of all undergrad programs, leaving just the Med school, because UA Tuscaloosa aggressively over expanded and needs to increase its undergrad population to pay for it.
Maybe we can poach a 5-6 135lb safety off their roster. (See nigel burton for you new fish fucktards)