Half Brains Bed and Breakfast

AtomicPiss

Someone on a private, super secret Facebook group I'm on started a discussion about who the hell goes to B&Bs. This led to the idea of a Half Brains B&B.

Basement suites are the priciest. A fresh, clean pair of sweatpants are left out for you. Van Halen posters on the walls and every TV equipped with Call of Duty, Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

The "mom" of the B&B will make sure you never run out of lotions and just say the word and she'll serve a glass of milk and cook you up a grilled cheese sandwich, with the crusts cut off just the way you like it.

PurpleBaze

Anything for money grab for HCH... It's sad how far Derek Johnson has fallen.

Muttzen

Will there be Doritos Cool Ranch? If not, you are missing a great business opportunity.

MikeDamone

For some of us older HHBs, Call of Duty moves to fast for me. I'd like to have Asteroids or something like that.

I would also like to have whiskey.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

MikeDamone said:

For some of us older HHBs, Call of Duty moves to fast for me. I'd like to have Asteroids or something like that.

I would also like to have whiskey.

Sounds like someone wants the 5-star suite.

GrundleStiltzkin

Lotions and other sundries delivered graciously to your private quarters.

SpoonieLuv

Does anyone get let in or do you show up at the door and have to LEAVE!!?

Doogles

SpoonieLuv said:

Does anyone get let in or do you show up at the door and have to LEAVE!!?

I imagine it's similar to Hotel California, "you can check out anytime you like, but you can't ever leave"

Meek

Conveniently located walking distance from the 7-11 on Aurora

CheersWestDawg

If nuru massages aren't available by a gaggle of young, hot Asian women in their mid-20's at the Half Brains Bed & Breakfast, I'm going to burn the motherfucker down.

TommySQC

CheersWestDawg said:

If nuru massages aren't available by a gaggle of young, hot Asian women in their mid-20's at the Half Brains Bed & Breakfast, I'm going to burn the motherfucker down.

Yes. It will be located in Ponders

PurpleJ

HH Mom ^^^

PurpleJ

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

MikeDamone said:

For some of us older HHBs, Call of Duty moves to fast for me. I'd like to have Asteroids or something like that.

I would also like to have whiskey.

Sounds like someone wants the 5-star suite.

STAR RANKINGS DON'T MATTER!!!!!

MisterEm

^^Stan Empterman was a 2- star lunch pail kid.

AtomicPiss

Room #5, aka the Stan Empterman Suite.

dnc

DerekJohnson said:

Room #5, aka the Stan Empterman Suite.

Shouldn't it be room #2?

I'd like to place a reservation for room #7, aka the Sven Thorsen suite.

AZDuck

Porn. There must be porn.

http://youtu.be/vlmGknvr_Pg

This is what I think the HHB B&B would be like, if it were more English

whatshouldicareabout

AZDuck said:

Porn. There must be porn.

http://youtu.be/vlmGknvr_Pg

This is what I think the HHB B&B would be like, if it were more English

One of my favorite episodes of Monty Python. Had Twit of the Year which is also relevant to HHB.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imWlSMgMFGE

RaccoonHarry

"Clean" sweatpants? Uh, no. At least a week's worth of skid marks and pecker tracks.

WilburHooksHands

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Lotions and other sundries delivered graciously to your private quarters.

So we get Ted Bundy AND Jame Gumb? Abundance.

LoneStarDawg

juvenile and perverse