I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it.
Yes, that opus tells me you're a jerk-off. Was the plan to get banned? You should have told Marty to fuck off and called him some names like laxduck did. Burn every bridge in an emotional meltdown. Instead, he had you in the palm of his hand by the end of the thread. Kind of like he was patting you on the head and say "there, there, son. It's going to be OK" as you came crawling back and lost your last shred of credibility.
Amazing, really. What was the original plan, because by the end, Marty made you his bitch. Some advice for the future. If you ever leave another Dear John message on a board, don't come back within hours so he can fuck you a few more times.
You don't get it
I'm quite positive I don't want to get it. That shit was embarrassing. He can laugh it off as 'joking,' but quite clearly that wasn't a joke. When the shut-in albino is the one trying to bail you out, the joke is on you.
I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it.
This was to whoosh the hot garbage left there that you now lead.
Did you think I was going to tell on you to Marty with the gay porn message photo you sent me? Ive been suspended from there more times than I remember.I don't report posters. Emotional pussies do that, just like emotional pussies write lengthy 'it's not me, it's you' goodbyes on a message board. Are your feelings hurt that your hissy fit thread turned into posters talking about laxduck, while nobody gives a shit you're leaving eDuck? So Beta...
I'm glad you like the old man gay porn. I will look into sending you more
I know it was an insult. It was fucking lame, just like your idea of posting your sob story, and then giving Marty a virtual blow job in your failed "whoosh" thread. You took the time to search the Internet for old man gay porn, and then PM'd it to me. I actually feel sorry for you. How embarrassing...
the thread delivered beyond my expectations, actually
Your plan was to have nobody give a shit about you leaving, then have Marty come out clowning you, and then people talking about laxduck more than they talked about you?
It did deliver, in an "I almost feel sorry for this needy fuck, because this stuff really matters to him, but he is such a douchebag instead let's all laugh at him" way. If that was your plan, well, thanks for delivering.
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This was to whoosh the hot garbage left there that you now lead.
Did you think I was going to tell on you to Marty with the gay porn message photo you sent me? Ive been suspended from there more times than I remember.I don't report posters. Emotional pussies do that, just like emotional pussies write lengthy 'it's not me, it's you' goodbyes on a message board. Are your feelings hurt that your hissy fit thread turned into posters talking about laxduck, while nobody gives a shit you're leaving eDuck? So Beta...
I'm glad you like the old man gay porn. I will look into sending you more
Let Me Google That For You
Also, too, it's cute that you think I have to look for citrus on the internet
It did deliver, in an "I almost feel sorry for this needy fuck, because this stuff really matters to him, but he is such a douchebag instead let's all laugh at him" way. If that was your plan, well, thanks for delivering.
Were you dropped on your head as an infant or just beaten?
#itgetsbetter
Gay
I like needy fucks who think double-posting is some serious crime. It's the Nerd Police. Again, I almost feel sorry for you.
I'm real real stupid.
So I need you to mansplain something to me:
Exactly how was I "clowned" by Marty Martindale?
Inquiring (stupid) minds and all that...