When Sark's team blew the AC in 2012...

bananasnblondes

Chris Fetters and Kim defended Sark and staff by saying "you finish with 8 wins if not for an idiot kicker".

No mention, however, of the "idiot running back", "idiot long snapper", or "idiot quarterback" this week

Swaye

What can you expect from a dude who hasn't seen his own dick since '87.

SteveInShelton

bananasnblondes said:

Chris Fetters and Kim defended Sark and staff by saying "you finish with 8 wins if not for an idiot kicker".

No mention, however, of the "idiot running back", "idiot long snapper", or "idiot quarterback" this week

Obviously Sark would have told Cooper to not fumble in that situation and he wouldn't have. Cooper didn't realize he shouldn't have fumbled the ball there, that's coaching!. I don't boo the kids.

RaceBannon

Tosh was always there to stop the kids from fumbling

CuntWaffle

Swaye said:

What can you expect from a dude who hasn't seen his own dick since '87.

Fetters would be a chiseled 195 if it weren't for idiot nachos.

MikeDamone

Yep. Those fuckers defended that epic 4th down collapse. Fuck I hate those turds. I really wish them Ill. Something like pancreatic or lung cancer.

MikeDamone

Again, sark had the same situation vs Cal this year and did the same thing Petersen did. I'd like to here those fags thoughts on that.

CuntWaffle

MikeDamone said:

Yep. Those fuckers defended that epic 4th down collapse. Fuck I hate those turds. I really wish them Ill. Something like pancreatic or lung cancer.

One is in line for some obesity related illness and the other most likely liver failure.

MikeDamone

CuntWaffle said:

Swaye said:

What can you expect from a dude who hasn't seen his own dick since '87.

Fetters would be a chiseled 195 if it weren't for idiot nachos.

It takes more than nachos to get a gunt like that.

whatshouldicareabout

Their ship can't sink fast enough.

CuntWaffle

MikeDamone said:

CuntWaffle said:

Swaye said:

What can you expect from a dude who hasn't seen his own dick since '87.

Fetters would be a chiseled 195 if it weren't for idiot nachos.

It takes more than nachos to get a gunt like that.

I'm sure if you ask him it is a "thyroid" issue.

CuntWaffle

whatshouldicareabout said:

Their ship can't sink fast enough.

The way Ecklund has been ballooning it is only a matter of time before the ship has to sink.

Swaye

CuntWaffle said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

Their ship can't sink fast enough.

The way Ecklund has been ballooning it is only a matter of time before the ship has to sink.

As long as those fat bastards pull Kim under when they go down (75K).

CuntWaffle

Swaye said:

CuntWaffle said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

Their ship can't sink fast enough.

The way Ecklund has been ballooning it is only a matter of time before the ship has to sink.

As long as those fat bastards pull Kim under when they go down (75K).

Kim is passed out drunk on the ship from. Merlot that drinks like a cab.

AZDuck

This thread is worthless without pics

MikeDamone

If anyone here still posts over there..ask about sark vs cal and report back the reponse.

Gladstone

Salient point.

Also it was year 4.

AZDuck

Gladstone said:

Salient point.

Also it was year 4.

*poont

dnc

Swaye said:

What can you expect from a dude who hasn't seen his own dick since '87.

Disagree. He sees a picture of it everytime he BRB, JOs to the Dawgman staff Citrus pic. He's the blowing Ektard and receiving fellatio from Kim (Kim plays the asian, obviously).

GreenRiverGatorz

SteveInShelton said:

bananasnblondes said:

Chris Fetters and Kim defended Sark and staff by saying "you finish with 8 wins if not for an idiot kicker".

No mention, however, of the "idiot running back", "idiot long snapper", or "idiot quarterback" this week

Obviously Sark would have told Cooper to not fumble in that situation and he wouldn't have. Cooper didn't realize he shouldn't have fumbled the ball there, that's coaching!. I don't boo the kids.

This is the kind of rationalization doogman is famous for. The coaches may not have been the ones who fumbled, but they are the ones responsible for coaching Cooper. So why was he running into the middle of the defense with only one hand on the ball when anybody with a pulse knew UA was going to be desperately trying to strip it? Every running back on the roster should have it repeatedly drilled into their head that ball security is the absolute priority in that situation, and if Cooper is too dumb to have that drilled into his head, he shouldn't be the one running in that situation.

DeepSeaZ

Swaye said:

CuntWaffle said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

Their ship can't sink fast enough.

The way Ecklund has been ballooning it is only a matter of time before the ship has to sink.

As long as those fat bastards pull Kim under when they go down (75K).

You know it's not really fair those fat bastards can sink a ship but float on their own forever.