Maybe they should call in Sark?

whlinder

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/11/lsu-has-had-a-live-tiger-mascot-since-1936-why-isnt-he-coming-to-games-now

Sark is an expert pussy handler (allegedly)

Meek

it's because Sark figured out how to neutralize the tiger advantage. After Sark acclimated his team to a live tiger, LSU went out and promptly won a game by 40 points... that they should have won by 95 points. Tiger acclimation took 55 points off the scorebored for LSU. Advantage Sark.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Sark's a great Tiger handler, everybody says so.