Poor guy. You got spun around and wound up on your ass watching everything disintegrate in front of you. You're like Bruce Wayne watching his parents get murdered except yeah, it's definitely your fault.
. Avoid him altogether. Run away from his side of the line. Roll the quarterback out of the pocket and buy some distance. Kick a field goal on second down. He can't legally sack the holder.
My favorite is 5 (put a panda in front of him) followed immediately by 6 (Kikaha has pancaked your panda).
"5. Line up a panda opposite him. Pandas are adorable and super cuddly and no way Kikaha risks the public backlash by pancaking a panda.
6. Kikaha has pancaked your panda. You're going to have a motherfucker of an apology to write to the People's Republic of China now. Sorry, Larry Scott."
My favorite is 5 (put a panda in front of him) followed immediately by 6 (Kikaha has pancaked your panda).
"5. Line up a panda opposite him. Pandas are adorable and super cuddly and no way Kikaha risks the public backlash by pancaking a panda.
6. Kikaha has pancaked your panda. You're going to have a motherfucker of an apology to write to the People's Republic of China now. Sorry, Larry Scott."
Am I the only one who wanted to forward this to Tanigawa for his thoughts?
edsbs.com is one of the best sites and fits in with HH, strong SEC bias (ran by 2 Florida grads, who hate Muschamp) and they dont take themselves seriously.
read Hatin' Ass Spurrier weekly. This weeks edition:
I know you're supposed to watch Kikaha on that play, but watch how everyone on the DL does their job. They keep their head-up, they play to their position (Littleton and Hudson keep their position to prevent Goff from having room to step up in the pocket) and Shelton stunting outside to go one-on-one with an OT and pressure from the other side.
I know you're supposed to watch Kikaha on that play, but watch how everyone on the DL does their job. They keep their head-up, they play to their position (Littleton and Hudson keep their position to prevent Goff from having room to step up in the pocket) and Shelton stunting outside to go one-on-one with an OT and pressure from the other side.
Thing of beauty.
Didn't notice that until you pointed it out. I love what Shelton and Littleton do on the play. Perfect timing on the stunt. 340 pounders are not supposed to be that nimble on their feet.
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Poor guy. You got spun around and wound up on your ass watching everything disintegrate in front of you. You're like Bruce Wayne watching his parents get murdered except yeah, it's definitely your fault.
I like this one.
"5. Line up a panda opposite him. Pandas are adorable and super cuddly and no way Kikaha risks the public backlash by pancaking a panda.
6. Kikaha has pancaked your panda. You're going to have a motherfucker of an apology to write to the People's Republic of China now. Sorry, Larry Scott."
read Hatin' Ass Spurrier weekly. This weeks edition:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2014/11/4/7155027/hatin-ass-spurrier-crashes-your-cocktail-party
Thing of beauty.
Didn't notice that until you pointed it out. I love what Shelton and Littleton do on the play. Perfect timing on the stunt. 340 pounders are not supposed to be that nimble on their feet.