I jack for Shaq

HuskyJW

You guys suck. How do you not come up with this?

EwaDawg

Too busy Jacking for Shaq.

MikeDamone

You're part of the board and you came up with it. So "we" did. Just watch out for creepycoug claiming he coined it.

pawz

MikeDamone said:

You're part of the board and you came up with it. So "we" did. Just watch out for creepycoug Phil Bleenor claiming he coined it jacked for Shaq since Shaq was in diapers.

bananasnblondes

Since we have 2 running backs, I simultaneously jack for Shaq and finger my pooper for Cooper.

Meek

jaq for shaq?

PurpleJ

I wish Myles Jack was on our team so I could talk about Shaq and Jack's potential as a microbrewery.

Swaye

pawz said:

MikeDamone said:

You're part of the board and you came up with it. So "we" did. Just watch out for creepycoug Phil Bleenor claiming he coined it jacked for Shaq since Shaq was in diapers.

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puppylove_sugarsteel

You work hard on that? Boof!

RoadDawg55

bananasnblondes said:

Since we have 2 running backs, I simultaneously jack for Shaq and finger my pooper for Cooper.

I really like finger my pooper for Cooper. That one is a keeper. It even surpasses not a dry eye. I think there could be a joke about a brown eye in there somewhere.

chuck

RoadDawg55 said:

bananasnblondes said:

Since we have 2 running backs, I simultaneously jack for Shaq and finger my pooper for Cooper.

I really like finger my pooper for Cooper. That one is a keeper. It even surpasses not a dry eye. I think there could be a joke about a brown eye in there somewhere.

Make sure you clear that one with Sunnydooger before using it in the podcast. I'm hearing that recruits are unimpressed with that kind of filth and may look at other church schools.

PurpleThrobber

So - from now on it's "brb, so"?

H_D

RoadDawg55 said:

bananasnblondes said:

Since we have 2 running backs, I simultaneously jack for Shaq and finger my pooper for Cooper.

I really like finger my pooper for Cooper. That one is a keeper. It even surpasses not a dry eye. I think there could be a joke about a brown eye in there somewhere.

Racist

PurpleJ

RoadDawg55 said:

bananasnblondes said:

Since we have 2 running backs, I simultaneously jack for Shaq and finger my pooper for Cooper.

I really like finger my pooper for Cooper. That one is a keeper. It even surpasses not a dry eye. I think there could be a joke about a brown eye in there somewhere.

Actually... Poop in the eye is known to cause pink eye. Not to be confused with pink sock from a thorough plungering.