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MelloDawg

MisterEm

Same shit. Different doog with his panties in a bunch.

topdawgnc

I'll never understand the Lockner love.

MelloDawg

Took over as the QB after an 0-12 program, had no tool with which to work, came from the humble town of Ferndale, chose UW over 300 other schools who wanted him to play safety at QB. The statue is forthcoming.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Lockner has to be Doog hero numero uno

topdawgnc

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Lockner has to be Doog hero numero uno

Him and fucking Juan Garcia

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

topdawgnc said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Lockner has to be Doog hero numero uno

Him and fucking Juan Garcia

I love me some Juan Garcia! #LatinO

sarktastic

Lockner's a TRUE husky 'cause he sacrificed about $35 million in guaranteed money for Sark.

bananasnblondes

Locker's performance in that one game against Syracuse made him a doog legend despite the rest of his career being very low-average

RaccoonHarry

topdawgnc said:

I'll never understand the Lockner love.

You're obviously not his mom or dad...

LawDawg1

That Matt Gregory is a piece of shit Mora cake.

Mosster47

bananasnblondes said:

Locker's performance in that one game against Syracuse made him a doog legend despite the rest of his career being very low-average

Oh boy was the Lockner love strong after that night. I thought his best performance ever was 2007 against Oregon. He basically kept that game tied until the start of the 4th on his own. 3 quarters is a long time for one may to hold back the plunger!!!

ntxduck

As a Duck, Locker scared the shit out of me when he had a coach that would turn him loose and let him run (Ty>Sark, in this respect, see how much closer 2007 and 2008 were than 2009). And of course, SarkFS turns him into a pocket passer. Nice work, dumbfuck

Mosster47

ntxduck said:

As a Duck, Locker scared the shit out of me when he had a coach that would turn him loose and let him run (Ty>Sark, in this respect, see how much closer 2007 and 2008 were than 2009). And of course, SarkFS turns him into a pocket passer. Nice work, dumbfuck

I don't know if this was true, but supposedly Lockner picked UW over Oregon because UW had baseball, which is such a fucking stupid reason. Much like Suh picking Nebraska over Oregon because Oregon didn't have an engineering program even though we all knew that kid was never going to become an engineer.

If Lockner goes to Oregon the Ducks win a National Championship in 2010. At the very least the wheels don't fall off of the 2007 season and the Ducks make the Rose Bowl. 2008 would have been much more productive. 2009 is a Rose Bowl Win. Lockner with a coaching staff and supporting cast beats the breaks off of what Tebow did in Florida.

Instead he went to UW and fucked around with house money. I hear he got to play some rec baseball or some shit.

Vegasdawg

sarktastic said:

Lockner's a TRUE husky 'cause he sacrificed about $35 million in guaranteed money for Sark.

I labeled him an idiot then and still do.

haie

topdawgnc said:

I'll never understand the Lockner love.

When it was obvious after the first season hiring of Willingham that the huskies wouldn't be good due to coaching, Jack was a 'sure thing' to lead the program back to victory by himself from all the doogs. They would talk about what a beast he was in the weight room, blah blah, and his failure is clear evidence that doogs know nothing about football, let alone the quarterback position. I played him in the playoffs in state; his team was a badass group of farm boys that wanted to kick your teeth in. He was the exact opposite. Doogs are bitter about how wrong they were.

AZDuck

RaccoonHarry said:

topdawgnc said:

I'll never understand the Lockner love.

You're obviously not his mom or dad...

Homebrew_Dawg

topdawgnc said:

I'll never understand the Lockner love.

Definition of a doog: never underestimate the Lockner love. He could have been a dual sport athleta and played both offense and defense for the hussies. He was awesome. :-/

Homebrew_Dawg

AZDuck said:

RaccoonHarry said:

topdawgnc said:

I'll never understand the Lockner love.

You're obviously not his mom or dad...

Looks like she traveled better than he.

dnc

Mosster47 said:

ntxduck said:

As a Duck, Locker scared the shit out of me when he had a coach that would turn him loose and let him run (Ty>Sark, in this respect, see how much closer 2007 and 2008 were than 2009). And of course, SarkFS turns him into a pocket passer. Nice work, dumbfuck

I don't know if this was true, but supposedly Lockner picked UW over Oregon because UW had baseball, which is such a fucking stupid reason. Much like Suh picking Nebraska over Oregon because Oregon didn't have an engineering program even though we all knew that kid was never going to become an engineer.

If Lockner goes to Oregon the Ducks win a National Championship in 2010. At the very least the wheels don't fall off of the 2007 season and the Ducks make the Rose Bowl. 2008 would have been much more productive. 2009 is a Rose Bowl Win. Lockner with a coaching staff and supporting cast beats the breaks off of what Tebow did in Florida.

Instead he went to UW and fucked around with house money. I hear he got to play some rec baseball or some shit.

Laides and gents, I believe that's your DPOTD and your QPOTD in one sentence.

Serious fucking abundance.

Blackie

AZDuck said:

RaccoonHarry said:

topdawgnc said:

I'll never understand the Lockner love.

You're obviously not his mom or dad...

Craves it. Him too.