Backing into parking spaces

MikeDamone

Is routinely done by retards.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Disagree.

http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/news/910583-196/if-youre-parking-smart-youre-parking-backward.html

MikeDamone

That article shows no causation.

The number 1 issue is half the people backing in can't do it straight and end up on the fucking line.

youparklikeacunt.com

volcanodawg

so if i do it perfectly every time (which i do), then what do you have to say?

that's what i thought.

PurpleJ

I back dat ass up every day with a stick shift. Of course, I am a professional. I wouldn't recommend this incredibly(!) difficult maneuver to your average schmuck.

It's common knowledge that 75% of people suck at driving things.

MikeDamone

volcanodawg said:

so if i do it perfectly every time (which i do), then what do you have to say?

that's what i thought.

You don't

HillsboroDuck

MikeDamone said:

That article shows no causation.

The number 1 issue is half the people backing in can't do it straight and end up on the fucking line.

youparklikeacunt.com

Parking on the line is fine, but if you cross the line you're gone.

TierbsHsotBoobs

****** obviously doesn't remember that our backward parking program was 0-12 just five years ago.

MikeDamone

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Disagree.

http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/news/910583-196/if-youre-parking-smart-youre-parking-backward.html

If backing out of the spot is too risky for you, maybe you shouldn't be driving.

HTH

Backing in = douche move

TierbsHsotBoobs

MikeDamone said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Disagree.

http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/news/910583-196/if-youre-parking-smart-youre-parking-backward.html

If backing out of the spot is too risky for you, maybe you shouldn't be driving.

HTH

Backing in = douche move

No causation.

No citation.

No case.

LEAVE!

MikeDamone

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

MikeDamone said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Disagree.

http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/news/910583-196/if-youre-parking-smart-youre-parking-backward.html

If backing out of the spot is too risky for you, maybe you shouldn't be driving.

HTH

Backing in = douche move

No causation.

No citation.

No case.

LEAVE!

Fuck you and your attempt to show off by parking fancy. Meanwhile, the rest of us will wait for your douchy ass to make 3 attempts at backing in straight.

PEACE OUT!!!!111!!

TierbsHsotBoobs

If it took me 3 attempts to back into a parking spot, I wouldn't bother.

One shot or die in a fire.

volcanodawg

maybe we should have a park-off tourney to settle this once and for all? now what?

7-11 parking lot, right off of Hwy 30, near Aurora Ave in the city of Montlake. I'll be there waiting.

MikeDamone

volcanodawg said:

maybe we should have a park-off tourney to settle this once and for all? now what?

7-11 parking lot, right off of Hwy 30, near Aurora Ave in the city of Montlake. I'll be there waiting.

That reminds me of when DugTheDoog got pissed at one of my Post-Damone handles and wanted to have a throw down. I suggested, as you did, the 7-11 in Montlake. He wanted to rumble, but that was too far for him to drive, so said he would do it if we could meet closer to Federal Way..and he was serious.

volcanodawg

so what is your ETA?

RaccoonHarry

If backing into parking spaces pisses you off what are your views on parallel parkers, specifically women?

CheersWestDawg

Back in park every chance I get.

A back up camera with parking assist is the best invention ever. Perfect every time.

Southerndawg

PurpleJ said:

I back dat ass up every day with a stick shift. Of course, I am a professional. I wouldn't recommend this incredibly(!) difficult maneuver to your average schmuck.

It's common knowledge that 75% of people suck at driving things.

Bare pickle?

MikeDamone

tomschreck.wordpress.com/2010/07/15/1274/

PurpleJ

I think most people have the common sense to not back in, when there is someone waiting behind them. I'm probably wrong about that, though.

TheKobeStopper

Everyone thinks they're a great at parking. You're not.