On a scale of 1 to 10

whatshouldicareabout

How many Sarks is this quote?

"I feel bad for our kids," Sarkisian somberly said during the presser. "I thought they fought hard, competed well and gave amazing effort. But we didn't get it done in the end. We have (a) great group of guys and tremendous leaders."

From: http://www.conquestchronicles.com/2014/10/4/6909667/top-five-reasons-usc-lost-to-arizona-state

PostGameOrangeSlices

11+ Sarks

Hey Sark,

You and your "great leaders" sure "competed well"...by losing in embarrassing fashion to a team that you've never beaten. A team that started their backup QB and return two defensive starters from last year.

You're a fucking joke.

allpurpleallgold

5.

TierbsHsotBoobs

5 - 4 Sarks

Best. Pole. This Season.

PurpleBaze

7 - 6 Sarks

He left out "we had a good week of practice", so it doesn't get a 10.

biak1

7 - 6 Sarks

Needs more "Quite honestly" or at least a "Come on dude."

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

7 - 6 Sarks

Also, left off. "We are better than that," and/or "We'll get it fixed"

Swaye

5 - 4 Sarks

The on field results are not indicative of the quality of our team.

whatshouldicareabout

7 - 6 Sarks

7/10 sounds about right for Seven.

He could've opened with a "Well, quite frankly..." if he wanted to play with "house money".

Fenwick

11+ Sarks

14 because at this point we count every sarkism as two. This is because of the high puke factor which is one point and another point for chronic and blatent repetition. Jeezus, how did you all survive?

GrundleStiltzkin

5 - 4 Sarks

Janet says 5


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