Top 5 Reasons USC Lost to Arizona State

AtomicPiss

conquestchronicles.com/2014/10/4/6909667/top-five-reasons-usc-lost-to-arizona-state

PurpleBaze

Captain Obvious reporting here, but Sark should be _the_ #1 reason.

I was amused by Sark's canned response to the loss:

"I feel bad for our kids," Sarkisian somberly said during the presser. "I thought they fought hard, competed well and gave amazing effort. But we didn't get it done in the end. We have (a) great group of guys and tremendous leaders."

The only thing missing in the quote was a mention of what a great week of practice they all had.

Dardanus

Number one should have been Ossai.

Meek

It's pretty weak that during the post-game interviews Sark didn't give any credit to the walk-ons who were furiously waving yellow towels while jumping up and down up and down up and down up and down on the bench for the entire game! Those kids were executing their directives to a T! The fans were in a frenzy because of it and Bercolavochinlini couldn't hear and it was a ferocious home field.

MikeDamone

Meek said:

It's pretty weak that during the post-game interviews Sark didn't give any credit to the walk-ons who were furiously waving yellow towels while jumping up and down up and down up and down up and down on the bench for the entire game! Those kids were executing their directives to a T! The fans were in a frenzy because of it and Bercolavochinlini couldn't hear and it was a ferocious home field.

Thank this guy and then thank Sark for taking him to SC.

http://www.gohuskies.com/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=208027946

RoadDawg55

I'm still smiling about the USC loss. It's almost impossible to fuck up like they did. The long TD pass instead of keeping the ball in front of them. Buck Allen not going down to waste clock. A shitty pooch punt. Then the hail mary. Undisciplined football, which is a staple of Sark's teams is the only reason for the loss. Sark might say they got lucky, but it wasn't luck.

WilburHooksHands

RoadDawg55 said:

I'm still smiling about the USC loss. It's almost impossible to fuck up like they did. The long TD pass instead of keeping the ball in front of them. Buck Allen not going down to waste clock. A shitty pooch punt. Then the hail mary. Undisciplined football, which is a staple of Sark's teams is the only reason for the loss. Sark might say they got lucky, but it wasn't luck.

Honestly, I thought we peaked in comedy with the BC game and it would just be general ineptitude from there. Then this blew that out of the fucking water. I am now LIPO before I call SC's low point again.

topdawgnc

RoadDawg55 said:

I'm still smiling about the USC loss. It's almost impossible to fuck up like they did. The long TD pass instead of keeping the ball in front of them. Buck Allen not going down to waste clock. A shitty pooch punt. Then the hail mary. Undisciplined football, which is a staple of Sark's teams is the only reason for the loss. Sark might say they got lucky, but it wasn't luck.

I've jerked off to that Hail Mary a lot since Saturday night ...

That was not luck. It was a well ran play ... executed to perfection.

Of course SC was standing around like it was lawn mower practice time ... that probably helped.