PLEASE TELL ME THERE IS A SARK PRESSER !!!!!!

RaceBannon

Stinging with a sick feeling in our gut - Sark

Honeymoon is over for Sark at this point

5 games into his career some fans are done with Sark. How ridiculous is that? Sanctions blah blah blah

then blonde anchor chick gets pissed and says - how is it ridiculous, that sucked!

Awful defensive performance no excuse - reporter

Fans somber, griping and complaining, some saying fire Sark now

Now have to play Arizona!

Ro ro

No film on Sark - coward

TierbsHsotBoobs

AtomicDawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

AtomicDawg said:

Doesn't that dipshit get interviewed on the collesium jumbo torn after every game win or loss?

Losing on desperation passes to asu is always special. That was nick holt esque. Not using his real punter was unbelievable.

Apparently the long snapper was hurt. Kessler did fine punting. He didn't let them go 75 yards in 25 seconds.

Shanking it off the side of your foot is always special. Nice to have just a few seconds roll off too. The punt was brutal on both accounts.

Number tin for USC standing around jerking off was the biggest guilty party that I saw.

His job was to get the ball out and not give up a TD return in that situation.

SpoonieLuv

Link?








Link?







Link?

unfrozencaveman

It'll be on this channel within an hour or two

Presser from Thursday - first 10 seconds "you guys ready to rock?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZuf5N94TFI&list=UUFnDxyL6N0et_oM0wjACqzwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZuf5N94TFI&list=UUFnDxyL6N0et_oM0wjACqzw

H_D

If I was Sark, I'd stay away from airport runways for awhile.

RaceBannon

Got another LA postgame show after Nebby ABC7 LA

Fenwick

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

wht is that, a self mind meld?

unfrozencaveman

It's up, as my grandma used to say SOSDD (same old shit different day)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-QyZavRcYU&list=UUFnDxyL6N0et_oM0wjACqzw

PostGameOrangeSlices

Fenwick said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

wht is that, a self mind meld?

Sark using his brain waves to teach his players hail mary defensive techniques

PurpleJ

Gladstone said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

holy shit he looks like he has aged 25 years

and gained 50 pounds

Hurtful internet trolls have clearly gotten to him.

DHD

Fenwick said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

wht is that, a self mind meld?

His response when asked for his biggest deficiency as a head coach

Fire_Marshall_Bill

So I guess all the gay sideline celebration choreography really paid off.

H_D

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

So I guess all the gay sideline celebration choreography really paid off.

Your eyes are as good as mine.

Meek

But did you all not see how inclusive the 5th stringers were by wiggling yellow flags and dancing all game long?

H_D

Meek said:

But did you all not see how inclusive the 5th stringers were by wiggling yellow flags and dancing all game long?

5th stringers. Have you not heard of sanctions?

PurpleJ

We needed a full transcript of the presser and we needed it hours ago.

Fuck me I just saw the video.

Tequilla

Not sure what Sark comment I liked better:

1) Excusing the Hail Mary because Arizona St didn't really to throw the ball where they threw it

2) Saying that he's never been part of a Hail Mary before - see Arizona St, 2009.

AtomicPiss

RaceBannon said:

What is iDawg going to say when Arizona hangs 50 on USC next week?

jeepers!!1!

MikeDamone

What a cool day for the half brains man.

Meek

the comment about spread punt b/c the long snapper is out with a concussion says everything about Sark ball. He relies on pure talent to wing it and when there's a special teams adjustment to be made, nobody has a plan and there has been zero practice put into these boring little details.