I like to say....

TommySQC

"that the QB would like to have that throw back" after he throws an interception.

MikeDamone

TommySQC said:

"that the QB would like to have that throw back" after he throws an interception.

Do you ever call the free throw line "the charity stripe"? Because I like calling it that. I also like it call referees the "zebras"

DerekJohnson

When a football player suffers a painful knee injury, I like to say "You always hate to see that." It's what I like to do.

MikeDamone

I like to call a 1 or 1 hundred a "buck". If there is 1:30 left in the game I like to say there is a buck thirty left. Of if a back rushes for 125 yards like to say they ran for a buck twenty five. When the break 100 yards I like to say crossed tge century mark. I find saying those things makes me more appealing to the viewer. So I do that.

SweatpantsGeneral

I like to call running backs that have no ability to avoid tackles "north and south runners" Makes it sound like they have a special skill.

RaceBannon

I like to see teams run down hill even though the field is level

DerekJohnson

Obviously, you haven't been to Autzen Stadium recently

DerekJohnson

I like to call white tight ends "reliable". They are not black and therefore presumably have no speed. But they presumably work harder than everyone else to compensate, and therefore I call them reliable. It's what I like to do.

BAMAdawg10

I like to call quarterbacks who are either really bad or have a noodle arm "game managers".

Global

If you think Autzen is bad, you should see what Lane Kiffen does with his balls....

MikeDamone

DerekJohnson said:

I like to call white tight ends "reliable". They are not black and therefore presumably have no speed. But they presumably work harder than everyone else to compensate, and therefore I call them reliable. It's what I like to do.

I like to call the black ones "well spoken"

TommySQC

MikeDamone said:

DerekJohnson said:

I like to call white tight ends "reliable". They are not black and therefore presumably have no speed. But they presumably work harder than everyone else to compensate, and therefore I call them reliable. It's what I like to do.

I like to call the black ones "well spoken"

best backhanded compliment ever.

section8

Le'Jeramy De'La Stevens agreea

Southerndawg

Hope agrees

DerekJohnson

with powerful, compelling threads such as this one back in December 2012, it's easy to see how Hardcore Husky would top 2 million page views per month

SpoonieLuv

DerekJohnson said:

with powerful, compelling threads such as this one back in December 2012, it's easy to see how Hardcore Husky would top 2 million page views per month

I like to call them clicks.

thechatch

When watching a game live, and I see the QB recognize his WR beating the DB on a deep route, I almost instinctively say “That’s six!” out loud as soon as the ball is released. It’s a habit that I’ve developed over the years. Please don’t judge me.

Baseman

These days, DCs "dial up" blitzes. How? Through rotary phones? Dials on a game console?

Back when I played, DC's used handle signals for calling defenses, including blitzes. Things are different now.

DerekJohnson

TommySQC said:

"that the QB would like to have that throw back" after he throws an interception.

@TommySQC! True?

TommySQC

Fuck me.

I bought an new truck and was programming the radio and happened to hear Softy interviewing Stewart Mandel last night on the way home.

Mandel said that the AD's around the country really need football or you will see a lot of Olympic sports go away at least temporarily. Softy responded " I agree" and then blathered on with some other shit that I can't remember. It reminded me why I hate him so bad. He's fucking horrible. Nothing he says or does is remotely interesting. He doesn't listen to the interviewee and respond appropriately.

Fuck myself with a rusty cheese grater for listening.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

TommySQC said:

Fuck me.

I bought an new truck and was programming the radio and happened to hear Softy interviewing Stewart Mandel last night on the way home.

Mandel said that the AD's around the country really need football or you will see a lot of Olympic sports go away at least temporarily. Softy responded " I agree" and then blathered on with some other shit that I can't remember. It reminded me why I hate him so bad. He's fucking horrible. Nothing he says or does is remotely interesting. He doesn't listen to the interviewee and respond appropriately.

Fuck myself with a rusty cheese grater for listening.

You must lead a miserable and pathetic life.