History is on the Trojan's side

RaceBannon

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RoadDawg55

USC will win this one at home. If Kelly's out, they will beat ASU at home too. Hopefully he's back by then. The road games are the ones to watch. The Utah one especially intrigues me. I bet they lose, and it might even be a plunger raping.

RaceBannon

The script calls for Sark to get back on track for a few games to get hopes up high again before shitting the bed. I don't know the schedule, so I'll go with your scenario. Utah is a tough out this year and SC is likely to take them lightly

RoadDawg55

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

section8

They could lose 4 of the last 5 rather easily.

AtomicDawg

Sark seems to enjoy beating the ever living shit out of utah for some reason. I am guessing arizona is the game he gets embarrassed in.

doogsinparadise

This is not last years Utah team.

AtomicDawg

I know you are being sarcastic, but Sark never coached against Utah last year.

allpurpleallgold

RaceBannon said:

The script calls for Sark to get back on track for a few games to get hopes up high again before shitting the bed. I don't know the schedule, so I'll go with your scenario. Utah is a tough out this year and SC is likely to take them lightly

Surely Sark and company have learned their lesson about taking teams lightly after BC.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

sarktastic

section8 said:

They could lose 4 of the last 5 rather easily.

say, 34-17?

Meek

RoadDawg55 said:

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

things we'll hear in the post-game interviews from Dude Brah:

@Utah - altitude
@WSU - they almost beat Oregon too
Cal - Mike McIntyre has done a great job at Cal
@UCLA - rivalry games are tough; depth issues
Notre Dame - i thought we had a good week of practice, just didn't execute; depth issues

Swaye

Meek said:

RoadDawg55 said:

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

things we'll hear in the post-game interviews from Dude Brah:

@Utah - altitude
@WSU - they almost beat Oregon too
Cal - Mike McIntyre has done a great job at Cal
@UCLA - rivalry games are tough; depth issues
Notre Dame - i thought we had a good week of practice, just didn't execute; depth issues

He will bring in a caged bear for both the Cal and UCLA games, thus ensuring epic plungers.

Meek

Swaye said:

Meek said:

RoadDawg55 said:

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

things we'll hear in the post-game interviews from Dude Brah:

@Utah - altitude
@WSU - they almost beat Oregon too
Cal - Mike McIntyre has done a great job at Cal
@UCLA - rivalry games are tough; depth issues
Notre Dame - i thought we had a good week of practice, just didn't execute; depth issues

He will bring in a caged bear for both the Cal and UCLA games, thus ensuring epic plungers.

also a caged Indian for Utah prep and a caged drunk Irish midget for the Notre Dame tilt.

Swaye

Meek said:

Swaye said:

Meek said:

RoadDawg55 said:

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

things we'll hear in the post-game interviews from Dude Brah:

@Utah - altitude
@WSU - they almost beat Oregon too
Cal - Mike McIntyre has done a great job at Cal
@UCLA - rivalry games are tough; depth issues
Notre Dame - i thought we had a good week of practice, just didn't execute; depth issues

He will bring in a caged bear for both the Cal and UCLA games, thus ensuring epic plungers.

also a caged Indian for Utah prep and a caged drunk Irish midget for the Notre Dame tilt.

I volunteer for the Utah job. Beats selling blood for beer money.

PurpleJ

Meek said:

Swaye said:

Meek said:

RoadDawg55 said:

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

things we'll hear in the post-game interviews from Dude Brah:

@Utah - altitude
@WSU - they almost beat Oregon too
Cal - Mike McIntyre has done a great job at Cal
@UCLA - rivalry games are tough; depth issues
Notre Dame - i thought we had a good week of practice, just didn't execute; depth issues

He will bring in a caged bear for both the Cal and UCLA games, thus ensuring epic plungers.

also a caged Indian for Utah prep and a caged drunk Irish midget for the Notre Dame tilt.

@IrishDawg22‌


Also...I hope he can find a Sun Devil somewhere.

no_uh

If the wheels don't come off before, the Irish and UCLA will probably nuke them. USC losing back-to-back to their two biggest rivals will be entertaining. I will be doogin'.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

AtomicDawg said:

Sark seems to enjoy beating the ever living shit out of utah for some reason. I am guessing arizona is the game he gets embarrassed in.

Big BYU rival

They've probably stopped playing though, since cfb is retarded.

PostGameOrangeSlices

doogsinparadise said:

This is not last years Utah team.

It almost was:





I almost spit out my coffee. Was concerned Wilson died instantly on the field.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Swaye said:

Meek said:

RoadDawg55 said:

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

things we'll hear in the post-game interviews from Dude Brah:

@Utah - altitude
@WSU - they almost beat Oregon too
Cal - Mike McIntyre has done a great job at Cal
@UCLA - rivalry games are tough; depth issues
Notre Dame - i thought we had a good week of practice, just didn't execute; depth issues

He will bring in a caged bear for both the Cal and UCLA games, thus ensuring epic plungers.

For the ASU game, we all know what he's bringing...

Swaye

I should have gone to ASU. Fuck me.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Swaye said:

I should have gone to ASU. Fuck me.

I know that feeling dude, I know that feeling.

It seems like a heterosexual male's (with decent to solid looks/game) Candyland

I could give a fuck about it's academic rep.