[Lil' Jon talking:] Yeah! Right about now (whats up) It's time for the real nigga role call Now when you hear your city or state being called You put your motherfuckin' middle finger up in this bitch ATL, St. Louis, Alabahma, Chicago, The Carolina's, Nap Town, DC, Bay Area, VA, Miami, New York niggas, texas, You know!
[chorus] [Lil' Jon and Ice Cube:] Mothafuck that nigga! [x4] Mothafuck that bitch! [x4]
[Lil' Jon:] Ya'll bitches! Come on flexin' ass flaugin ass niggas! My Niggas! Be some real ass trill ass niggas! Your niggas! Be some ho ass pussy ass niggas! My Niggas! Be some head-bustin' gangsta ass niggas! Your Niggas! Be some runnin'ass scary ass niggas! My Niggas! Be some Roy Jone beat ya ass niggas! Your Niggas! Be some cake and handcuffin' ass niggas! My Niggas! Be some "Send them hoes out!" ass niggas! Your Niggas! Be some tricking Don't pay them hoesass niggas! My Niggas! Bishop Don Juan piumpin' ass niggas! Your Niggas! Be some 22 havin' ass niggas! My Niggas! Be some chopper street sweepin' ass niggas! Your Niggas! Them ol' half ounce sellin' ass niggas! My Niggas! Be some dirty bird movin' ass niggas! Your Niggas! Be some kissin' security ass ass niggas! My Niggas! Fuck them hoes and let 'em know ass niggas!
[Hook] [Chorus]
[Ice Cube:] See I'm a mean nigga Youse a friend nigga Ol' pretend nigga Smile and grin nigga I hate a false niggas Diana Ross nigga So if ya lost nigga Meet tha boss nigga He's a super nigga Grin and groupa nigga Act stupid nigga I'll fuckin' nuke a nigga 'cause youse a happy nigga And ima nappy nigga Fuckin' scrappy nigga Meet ya pappy nigga Its ice cube nigga And lil jon nigga So if ya drunk nigga Keep it crunk nigga Til' you punk nigga Feel tha bump nigga Get yo testifying ass in tha trunk nigga You wanna tell nigga I'll dump a shell nigga Send a frail nigga Straight to hell nigga Thats ya shelter nigga Helt-a-skelta nigga And when I belt a nigga God help a nigga They'll know nigga!
[hook] [chorus]
[Lil Jon Talking:] Yeah! I see you and your lil click up in tha club nigga I see u fuck nigga I see ya'll niggas over there talkin' that shit But you know what nigga Bitch niggas get dealt wit motherfuckin' real quick! Get em Cube
[Ice Cube:] Here we come boy Real niggas shoot to kill betta run boy Or you can tell me how I feel as a Real nigga Which nigga Go get a bitch nigga No better Hoes better do what I say 'cause I'm insane in tha brain Bitch I got Rick James in my veins Real niggas never change We just let it bang Roll through the gutter lane Daddy said let 'em hang And cut 'em like its butter mayne Skeet skeet skeet Naw thats tha other mayne 'cause my skeet never leak out this rubber mayne T&A ain't worth a nigga DNA That crazy bitch'll have ya ass off E & J Fake niggas got these real bitches bein' gay Til my peoples come around its like night and day Now she wanna change her god and the way she pray Authentic niggas all know thats tha playa way
[hook] [chorus]
[Lil Jon:] We runnin this bitch Ya'll niggas ain't shit We runnin this bitch Ya'll niggas ain't shit We in tha club gettin' crunk You in tha club gettin' stomped We in tha club gettin' crunk You in tha club gettin' stomped We in tha hood on tha block You in tha hood gettin' shot We in tha hood on tha block You in tha hood gettin' shot We quick ta show you what we bout You quick to run ya fuckin' mouth We quick ta show you what we bout You quick to run ya fuckin' mouth Real niggas from tha east And we got a fuckin' piece Real niggas from tha east And we got a fuckin' piece We against tha niggas from tha west Puttin' holes in ya vest We against tha niggas from tha west Puttin' holes in ya vest My midwest niggas hard Quick ta pull ya fuckin' card My midwest niggas hard Quick ta pull ya fuckin' card And down south we set if off Blow ya fuckin' face off And down south we set if off Blow ya fuckin' face off (real nigga role call!)
Read more: Lil Jon & Eastside Boyz - Real Nigga Roll Call Lyrics | MetroLyrics
for real though, any ideas on numbers Derek? would be cool if there were like 20+ people going.
19 or less would suck.
Rule of event planning: always assume half the people who say they are attending won't show up.
And in the off chance the event meets or exceeds capacity expectations, be prepared for there to be WAY more fucking people than you planned on having show up, because all the sloots will text their hoe friends to come over.
We'll email a link to our photo bucket account and place the photos in there. Quite honestly, I can't see anything that could go wrong with a link on this bored.
for real though, any ideas on numbers Derek? would be cool if there were like 20+ people going.
19 or less would suck.
Rule of event planning: always assume half the people who say they are attending won't show up.
And in the off chance the event meets or exceeds capacity expectations, be prepared for there to be WAY more fucking people than you planned on having show up, because all the sloots will text their hoe friends to come over.
Uni taught me this at least.
There won't be any hoes there. HTH. You live in basements with your mothers. It will be a sausage fest, probably as lame as a formal dinner with the Stanford chess team.
for real though, any ideas on numbers Derek? would be cool if there were like 20+ people going.
19 or less would suck.
Rule of event planning: always assume half the people who say they are attending won't show up.
And in the off chance the event meets or exceeds capacity expectations, be prepared for there to be WAY more fucking people than you planned on having show up, because all the sloots will text their hoe friends to come over.
Uni taught me this at least.
There won't be any hoes there. HTH. You live in basements with your mothers. It will be a sausage fest, probably as lame as a formal dinner with the Stanford chess team.
We might even play Dungeons and Dragons. I'm sure someone will bring a tuba.
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[Lil' Jon talking:]
Yeah!
Right about now (whats up)
It's time for the real nigga role call
Now when you hear your city or state being called
You put your motherfuckin' middle finger up in this bitch
ATL, St. Louis, Alabahma, Chicago, The Carolina's, Nap Town,
DC, Bay Area, VA, Miami, New York niggas, texas, You know!
[hook]
[Lil' Jon:]
Ya'll niggas can't fuck wit my niggas ho!
Pussy Nigga
[x4]
[chorus]
[Lil' Jon and Ice Cube:]
Mothafuck that nigga! [x4]
Mothafuck that bitch! [x4]
[Lil' Jon:]
Ya'll bitches!
Come on flexin' ass flaugin ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some real ass trill ass niggas!
Your niggas!
Be some ho ass pussy ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some head-bustin' gangsta ass niggas!
Your Niggas!
Be some runnin'ass scary ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some Roy Jone beat ya ass niggas!
Your Niggas!
Be some cake and handcuffin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some "Send them hoes out!" ass niggas!
Your Niggas!
Be some tricking Don't pay them hoesass niggas!
My Niggas!
Bishop Don Juan piumpin' ass niggas!
Your Niggas!
Be some 22 havin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some chopper street sweepin' ass niggas!
Your Niggas!
Them ol' half ounce sellin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some dirty bird movin' ass niggas!
Your Niggas!
Be some kissin' security ass ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Fuck them hoes and let 'em know ass niggas!
[Hook]
[Chorus]
[Ice Cube:]
See I'm a mean nigga
Youse a friend nigga
Ol' pretend nigga
Smile and grin nigga
I hate a false niggas
Diana Ross nigga
So if ya lost nigga
Meet tha boss nigga
He's a super nigga
Grin and groupa nigga
Act stupid nigga
I'll fuckin' nuke a nigga
'cause youse a happy nigga
And ima nappy nigga
Fuckin' scrappy nigga
Meet ya pappy nigga
Its ice cube nigga
And lil jon nigga
So if ya drunk nigga
Keep it crunk nigga
Til' you punk nigga
Feel tha bump nigga
Get yo testifying ass in tha trunk nigga
You wanna tell nigga
I'll dump a shell nigga
Send a frail nigga
Straight to hell nigga
Thats ya shelter nigga
Helt-a-skelta nigga
And when I belt a nigga
God help a nigga
They'll know nigga!
[hook]
[chorus]
[Lil Jon Talking:]
Yeah!
I see you and your lil click up in tha club nigga
I see u fuck nigga
I see ya'll niggas over there talkin' that shit
But you know what nigga
Bitch niggas get dealt wit motherfuckin' real quick!
Get em Cube
[Ice Cube:]
Here we come boy
Real niggas shoot to kill betta run boy
Or you can tell me how I feel as a
Real nigga
Which nigga
Go get a bitch nigga
No better
Hoes better do what I say
'cause I'm insane in tha brain
Bitch I got Rick James in my veins
Real niggas never change
We just let it bang
Roll through the gutter lane
Daddy said let 'em hang
And cut 'em like its butter mayne
Skeet skeet skeet
Naw thats tha other mayne
'cause my skeet never leak
out this rubber mayne
T&A ain't worth a nigga DNA
That crazy bitch'll have ya ass off E & J
Fake niggas got these real bitches bein' gay
Til my peoples come around its like night and day
Now she wanna change her god and the way she pray
Authentic niggas all know thats tha playa way
[hook]
[chorus]
[Lil Jon:]
We runnin this bitch
Ya'll niggas ain't shit
We runnin this bitch
Ya'll niggas ain't shit
We in tha club gettin' crunk
You in tha club gettin' stomped
We in tha club gettin' crunk
You in tha club gettin' stomped
We in tha hood on tha block
You in tha hood gettin' shot
We in tha hood on tha block
You in tha hood gettin' shot
We quick ta show you what we bout
You quick to run ya fuckin' mouth
We quick ta show you what we bout
You quick to run ya fuckin' mouth
Real niggas from tha east
And we got a fuckin' piece
Real niggas from tha east
And we got a fuckin' piece
We against tha niggas from tha west
Puttin' holes in ya vest
We against tha niggas from tha west
Puttin' holes in ya vest
My midwest niggas hard
Quick ta pull ya fuckin' card
My midwest niggas hard
Quick ta pull ya fuckin' card
And down south we set if off
Blow ya fuckin' face off
And down south we set if off
Blow ya fuckin' face off (real nigga role call!)
Read more: Lil Jon & Eastside Boyz - Real Nigga Roll Call Lyrics | MetroLyrics
And in the off chance the event meets or exceeds capacity expectations, be prepared for there to be WAY more fucking people than you planned on having show up, because all the sloots will text their hoe friends to come over.
Uni taught me this at least.
Not being a smartass...really do wish I could go.
Plausible deniability
I'm so fucking ready for this party. Stoooooooked.