Here's to Coaches that Don't Stand on Tables

Hardcore_Husky

Here's to Coaches that Don't Stand on Tables

CokeGreaterThanPepsi depicts the scene from the USC locker room, and pleads his impatience for the Stanford game on September 27th.

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PurpleBaze

Cokehead delivers!

allpurpleallgold

I read it.

H_D

You know who else stood on tables?


That shit was inspirational! I bet those kids could have rushed for more than 20 yards vs BC.

whatshouldicareabout

Tables? Heisman winners love standing on tables!

Gladstone

RIP Robin Williams. If only you knew how many people would be horrified and affected by your suicide.

Oh, GRAA coke

Fire_Marshall_Bill

4 straight days of Sark obsession

joeybellevuedawg

Thanks for plugging my gameday shirts bro, I'll send a free one your way. Fight on!!!

PostGameOrangeSlices

put Lindquist back in, he is our only hope

Meek

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

4 straight days of Sark obsession

I absolutely will wear my Sark obsession on my sleeve for all to see. I am going to watch every single U$C game this year... as long as they're not on the Pac12 Network

I'm more emotionally invested in what Sark is doing at SC than what John Snow is doing in Winterfell.

If loving House Sarkisian is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Swaye

GRAA Cocaine

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Here is the video. The part I referenced starts at 2:08:

http://pac-12.com/videos/unfiltered-usc-football-vs-stanford

HeretoBeatmyChest

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Here is the video. The part I referenced starts at 2:08:

http://pac-12.com/videos/unfiltered-usc-football-vs-stanford

That fat dumb piece of shit is no longer our coach…and we have Peterton.

RoadDawg55

"And you wanna know what the best part about it was? The entire country watched it.”

This quote speaks volumes. The best part should have been winning a tough road game against the defending Pac 12 champs. Sark is all about himself. That's not necessarily a bad thing, and most head coaches at major schools have huge egos, but Sark frequently says stupid shit like this. How anyone is still fooled by this idiot is beyond me.

HeretoBeatmyChest

RoadDawg55 said:

"And you wanna know what the best part about it was? The entire country watched it.”

This quote speaks volumes. The best part should have been winning a tough road game against the defending Pac 12 champs. Sark is all about himself. That's not necessarily a bad thing, and most head coaches at major schools have huge egos, but Sark frequently says stupid shit like this. How anyone is still fooled by this idiot is beyond me.

7 is so insecure. He's most concerned with looking good to the pundits and national fans.

RaceBannon

Here's what a real coach would have said

"Get those fucking cameras out of here. All right, keep your gear on, we're going to run stairs now. That was a pathetic performance that we were fucking lucky to win. We play like that next wee and we'll get our ass kicked. We didn't run the ball and we didn't stop the run. If their coach wasn't a fucktard we have a big fucking L today. You motherfuckers better strap it on for practice this week because we're going to work your asses off until you start to look like a fucking football team!!!"

TTJ

John Wooden thinks El Siete is a fucktard:

SpoonieLuv

Watching that reminded me of how muted my enjoyment of the 2009 upset win over SC. Everything about Sevens enthusiasm and rah-rah antics rings hollow - like he is enjoying the moment because his mom is paying attention to him or for some other reward he perceives is coming down the pike. It's like he is doing a bad Pete Carroll impression and missing the nuance which is Carroll can actually lead men and coach football. For fucks sake, the most important thing about their Stanford win was that it was on TV? Fucking seriously? It's like me in Sears in 1986 being amazed that the camcorders were showing Me on all the display TVs. No one cares - grow the fuck up.

Everything he touches turns to bronze and history will continue to pile up years of his mediocre teams sporting the few perplexing upsets over the paper-tigers and Nunes led teams that all make sense in hindsight. It still boggles my mind that Haden couldn't see through the smoke and mirrors for what a joke Seven is but thank god for that.

Alexis

RaceBannon said:

Here's what a real coach would have said

"Get those fucking cameras out of here. All right, keep your gear on, we're going to run stairs now. That was a pathetic performance that we were fucking lucky to win. We play like that next wee and we'll get our ass kicked. We didn't run the ball and we didn't stop the run. If their coach wasn't a fucktard we have a big fucking L today. You motherfuckers better strap it on for practice this week because we're going to work your asses off until you start to look like a fucking football team!!!"

Umm.... BRB?

Meek

RaceBannon said:

Here's what a real coach would have said

"Get those fucking cameras out of here. All right, keep your gear on, we're going to run stairs now. That was a pathetic performance that we were fucking lucky to win. We play like that next wee and we'll get our ass kicked. We didn't run the ball and we didn't stop the run. If their coach wasn't a fucktard we have a big fucking L today. You motherfuckers better strap it on for practice this week because we're going to work your asses off until you start to look like a fucking football team!!!"

wait til Ivan gets ahold of them!

HeretoBeatmyChest

SpoonieLuv said:

Watching that reminded me of how muted my enjoyment of the 2009 upset win over SC. Everything about Sevens enthusiasm and rah-rah antics rings hollow - like he is enjoying the moment because his mom is paying attention to him or for some other reward he perceives is coming down the pike. It's like he is doing a bad Pete Carroll impression and missing the nuance which is Carroll can actually lead men and coach football. For fucks sake, the most important thing about their Stanford win was that it was on TV? Fucking seriously? It's like me in Sears in 1986 being amazed that the camcorders were showing Me on all the display TVs. No one cares - grow the fuck up.

Everything he touches turns to bronze 7 and history will continue to pile up years of his mediocre teams sporting the few perplexing upsets over the paper-tigers and Nunes led teams that all make sense in hindsight. It still boggles my mind that Haden couldn't see through the smoke and mirrors for what a joke Seven is but thank god for that.