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Sacrifice?

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  • greenbloodgreenblood Member Posts: 14,522
    Surprise me

    For every sacrifice, someone comes back. OBK gets the banhammer and Spooge volunteered himself. Cockus, Harv, and CollegeDoog compete to see who comes back. First they measure dicks ($225,000$300,000). 3 points for the biggest one, two points for the runner up and no points for the one with the smallest dick. Then they two hole Franny. Same point system. The one Franny likes best gets two, runner up one, last place gets 0. If there are any ties after the first two rounds, the three contestants meet up at the 7-11 on Aurora and fight to the death.

    Somebody is going to have to judge
    OBK probably volunteers for the measurement job. He's showing an odd interest in dicks in this poast
    Guess your mom never told you it was rude to speak when you're gargling balls.
    Nope, I guess your mom is the only one to properly teach ball sucking etiquette.
    Your time would be better spent jacking off to Jim Mora pics. Get lost.
    Such wit!
    Greenblood is a lurking groupie. Expending any kind of effort on him is a waste of time.
    Right now you're bench pressing Fatters, and you have no idea. You should take the rest of the week off, and try again later.
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,808
    yes, let it be OBK for his descent into imbecility
    OBK. ET. EP.
  • greenbloodgreenblood Member Posts: 14,522
    Surprise me
    O.B. KEBAR
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Yes, let it be azduck because calling for sacrifices is kinda dickish

    O.B. KEBAR

    Mess with someone your own size. Beelzebub perhaps?

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  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Don't give a fuck
    OBK has gone full Leeroy Jenkins in this thread, but without the funny

    http://youtu.be/LkCNJRfSZBU

  • greenbloodgreenblood Member Posts: 14,522
    Surprise me
    AZDuck said:

    OBK has gone full Leeroy Jenkins in this thread, but without the funny

    http://youtu.be/LkCNJRfSZBU

    Leroy is the only one that doesn't deserve to DIAF
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,977 Founders Club
    Janet Reno, the field, hardy har har

    For every sacrifice, someone comes back. OBK gets the banhammer and Spooge volunteered himself. Cockus, Harv, and CollegeDoog compete to see who comes back. First they measure dicks ($225,000$300,000). 3 points for the biggest one, two points for the runner up and no points for the one with the smallest dick. Then they two hole Franny. Same point system. The one Franny likes best gets two, runner up one, last place gets 0. If there are any ties after the first two rounds, the three contestants meet up at the 7-11 on Aurora and fight to the death.

    Somebody is going to have to judge
    OBK probably volunteers for the measurement job. He's showing an odd interest in dicks in this poast
    Guess your mom never told you it was rude to speak when you're gargling balls.
    How exactly does one speak while gargling balls?
    I dunno. I suggest taking a look at your own poasting history to get an idea.
    That doesn't answer the question. You seem like quite the expert on these things, especially the ball gargling and speaking while said balls are in your mouth.

    I'm on the edge of my seat and dying to hear your answer.
    You might be a moderator but you're a little bitch who lacks the equipment to step into the ring. You ban Peterman because he's a skilled troll that you don't have the weapons to deal with. You can't deal with me either when I give a fuck and actually try.

    For every sacrifice, someone comes back. OBK gets the banhammer and Spooge volunteered himself. Cockus, Harv, and CollegeDoog compete to see who comes back. First they measure dicks ($225,000$300,000). 3 points for the biggest one, two points for the runner up and no points for the one with the smallest dick. Then they two hole Franny. Same point system. The one Franny likes best gets two, runner up one, last place gets 0. If there are any ties after the first two rounds, the three contestants meet up at the 7-11 on Aurora and fight to the death.

    Somebody is going to have to judge
    OBK probably volunteers for the measurement job. He's showing an odd interest in dicks in this poast
    Guess your mom never told you it was rude to speak when you're gargling balls.
    How exactly does one speak while gargling balls?
    I dunno. I suggest taking a look at your own poasting history to get an idea.
    That doesn't answer the question. You seem like quite the expert on these things, especially the ball gargling and speaking while said balls are in your mouth.

    I'm on the edge of my seat and dying to hear your answer.
    You might be a moderator but you're a little bitch who lacks the equipment to step into the ring. You ban Peterman because he's a skilled troll that you don't have the weapons to deal with. You can't deal with me either when I give a fuck and actually try.
    Peterman got the ban for being an annoying fuck who twice self-banned his own ass. I just sped up the process.

    Now, if we can get back on topic, and you answer the question about how exactly one speaks while gargling balls, I think everyone would be happy.

    TIA
    Nah, the topic is banning, not ball gurgling lessons. You're a self taught testicle juggler. Why ask what you already know?
    You're right, I'm self-taught at juggling my own balls but then again most guys are. I stayed on topic with the ban hammer, why Peterman got the axe, etc. You wanted to discuss ball gargling yet won't enlighten us how you gargle and talk at the same time.

    Perhaps, I PM your mom. You imply she taught you when you were young. I should probably go straight to the source.
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Yes, let it be azduck because calling for sacrifices is kinda dickish
    Interesting how the mods don't let this thread move up the ladder when there are new responses.
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,977 Founders Club
    edited September 2014
    Janet Reno, the field, hardy har har

    Interesting how the mods don't let this thread move up the ladder when there are new responses.

    That's Vanilla, not the mods.
  • pawzpawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,301 Founders Club
    TPIFWWO beezleboobdoog.com
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,550 Founders Club
    Surprise me

    For every sacrifice, someone comes back. OBK gets the banhammer and Spooge volunteered himself. Cockus, Harv, and CollegeDoog compete to see who comes back. First they measure dicks ($225,000). 3 points for the biggest one, two points for the runner up and no points for the one with the smallest dick. Then they two hole Franny. Same point system. The one Franny likes best gets two, runner up one, last place gets 0. If there are any ties after the first two rounds, the three contestants meet up at the 7-11 on Aurora and fight to the death.

    Can we just skip everything except the ThuderDome on Aurora?
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,550 Founders Club
    Surprise me
    How Beezelcunt wasn't a choice will always confuse me.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,695
    Fuck and people get tired of my gas.

    This is like watching a retard wrestling match.

    Has anyone yet said anything in this thread worth some used shiter wipe? I want my 42 seconds back.
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