What will make Auburndawg happy tomorrow?

Auburndawg

A win in which neither the offense or defense look awful.

So 24-17 would be fine, maybe even 31-24

But 51-45? No.

Or 10-7? No.

My prediction: 38-21.

And the Sark lovers will still be unhappy.

IrishDawg22

If beating the Illini by 7 at home will make you happy you need to SSBIAFF.

PurpleBaze

I don't know about you, but hookers & blow make me happy.

But, I digress. I don't like the 38-21 prediction. The score shall always be 34-17.

Swaye

48-3

Cook it.

[Deleted User]

The LPT would love nothing more than UW to lose this weekend. Kim's dick would grow without a blue pill for the first time since his pic with the oversized football.

GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye said:

48-3

Cook it.

Hells yeah, @Swaye‌ feel me. Sweatpants.... IGNITE.

Swaye

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Swaye said:

48-3

Cook it.

Hells yeah, @Swaye‌ feel me. Sweatpants.... IGNITE.

I'll be checking in on HH for score updates at the river.

HFNY

Whatever happened to the "Cooker"? That guy was a piece of work.

Swaye said:

48-3

Cook it.

PurpleReign

We in trouble if we can't put away the Illini.

HFNY

I think we'll win by 10 (shout out to Lockner) to 13 points and the secondary will take a half step forward but still look subpar. I imagine the front 7 will look better though

greenblood

Scoring 24 points at home against a bottom feeding B1G team is an awful day offensively. HTH

For referring to yourself in the third person you deserve, Irishdoog's weekly babe, an ice pick through your discipline hole, a full 5 gallon gas can, and a match.

kh83

Things that would make me happy -

Winning the scrimmage +

Suck My Dick
Play With My Balls
Make Me A Sandwich
Don't Talk So Much

Tequilla

We'll win tomorrow - which is really the important thing in these scrimmages (learn about the players, have the young players get experience, and do so without taking the lumps of a loss).

I want to see the offense continue to be efficient under Miles (which I expect that they will be).

I want to see the defense get a little more refined week over week (batting away a few of the passes that they are in great position to break up, make a few more tackles, catch a ball that hits you in the hands, etc) while cleaning up some of the boneheaded plays related to personal fouls, etc.

Ultimately, this is the dress rehearsal game for Stanford so I would like to see a tighter effort where all phases of the game are closer to clicking on all cylinders. I'm thinking something like 45-27 makes sense.

[Deleted User]

Tequilla said:

We'll win tomorrow - which is really the important thing in these scrimmages (learn about the players, have the young players get experience, and do so without taking the lumps of a loss).

I want to see the offense continue to be efficient under Miles (which I expect that they will be).

I want to see the defense get a little more refined week over week (batting away a few of the passes that they are in great position to break up, make a few more tackles, catch a ball that hits you in the hands, etc) while cleaning up some of the boneheaded plays related to personal fouls, etc.

Ultimately, this is the dress rehearsal game for Stanford so I would like to see a tighter effort where all phases of the game are closer to clicking on all cylinders. I'm thinking something like 45-27 makes sense.

I agree...the offense although improved from game 1 it will be Miles that will likely improve in the passing game since he didn't have the spring. I doubt I would ever want him as an NFL QB but he seems like a real gamer and his passing should improve. However, his screen passes scared the shit out of me last week.

Like you said hopefully the D gets better as the coaches better understand how to use their playmakers in the front 7. This game will be great experience for the young guys on the backend going forward. Since I lost both games covering I'm done and will ride my over 9 wins/over on Bovada with the DaWgs for now.

TTJ

I can live with any win by any score.

RaceBannon

kh83 said:

Things that would make me happy -

Winning the scrimmage +

Suck My Dick
Play With My Balls
Make Me A Sandwich
Don't Talk So Much

You kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I think it may be a breakout gayme - 45-21 or thereabouts

PurpleReign

kh83

RaceBannon said:

kh83 said:

Things that would make me happy -

Winning the scrimmage +

Suck My Dick
Play With My Balls
Make Me A Sandwich
Don't Talk So Much

You kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?

Your two dads let you out of the basement to play on the computer again?

allpurpleallgold

HFNY said:

Whatever happened to the "Cooker"? That guy was a piece of work.

Swaye said:

48-3

Cook it.

Yeah that was Ruth.

PurpleBaze

Auburndawg said:

My prediction: 38-21.

Fuck! That really wasn't that far off the mark.

DeLarry

Fire Marshall Bill was really close.

Swaye

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

I think it may be a breakout gayme - 45-21 or thereabouts

Quite a prognosticator.